Showing posts with label coming attractions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coming attractions. Show all posts

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Coming attractions: the final week

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It's the last Coming Attractions and he is definitely an attraction and he is definitely asking you to come a little closer (and a little closer - and a little harder...) and because this is the last time I get to deluge your screen with gratuitously beautiful men, one just isn't enough.

beautiful sexy hot man
Speaking of deluges, we've long had a thing for wet men. Kristina Lloyd started it and I blame her for my corruption.

On Monday, Kristina Lloyd and Mathilde Madden are back: erstwhile Lusties, and now the Biceps Bitches, to lavish you with man candy and make the (amazingly controversial) case for more of it.





From my relish for skinny boys, Kristina reminded me of the bliss of brawn, and has finally explained to me the appeal of submission. (It's not about the bared arse, it's about the man looming over it.)

So here's an extra brute for her ... and here's an even compromise.

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And here's a little extra for all of us, because four isn't enough - sometimes you need five.

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beautiful sexy hot manOn Wednesday, Kate Pearce asks the hard questions (like Jeremy Paxman, but with more random gleaming torsos and rippling six-packs) and gets the Lusties low-down on our time here.

And on Friday, it's closing time and Olivia Knight draws the final curtain: we'll be leaving our forwarding addresses, splashing our blogs and websites around, (adding a few more gratuitous naked men no doubt), kissing, wiping away tears, making thank you speeches, and towards the end of the evening and the farewell-champagne getting really honest about our feelings and sobbing "I love you guys, no really, I do - no really, you need to understand this..."

Okay, it's getting sad. Time for another naked man.

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And in case he's too sensitive for your tastes, here's someone more brutish who definitely doesn't have poetry on his mind.

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"...the hinted at, the unseen, decaying lilies, seedy alleyways, and the catch in his voice when he says ‘Suck it, bitch.’" - Kristina Lloyd


We've looked at a lot of men over the last two years. We have littered our posts with gratuitous photos. So I leave you with this last plea, from our prisoner in the Lust Bites dungeons, the man himself:

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I'm trying to... really I am... Damn.


Last competition winners!

For the 101 Sexy Dares launch, Laura Corn's Waaay Too Much Fun Package, goes to Angell for the sexiest-written dare of the lot. As your editor I'm going to request a rewrite making it possible for non-plumber-men, but this was a scorching vision. Send your address to knight [dot] olivia [at] gmail [dot] com for your hamper.

I dare you to leave the briefs at home, along with your sense of propriety. I dare you to go on every call today, with the thought of fucking me in your head. I dare you to smile naughtily at every housewife, every maid, every woman that answers the door, as if you have a secret you'd love to tell her. I dare you to rub yourself discretely to keep yourself hard, and pop your button every time you lie down to fix it. And while lying under those sinks, while snaking their pipes and twisting their nuts, while your hard cock presses against the zipper that's dying to bust open, I dare you to keep control.

And a copy of Pam Rosenthal's book, The Edge of Impropriety, goes to Caffey - send your details to contactme [at] katepearce [dot] com.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Coming Attractions




On Monday Janine Ashbless will start us off on an extended post of "Things we never got around to." Boo hoo. There'll be snippets of posts never finished from the Lusties and yes, of course, all the hot pictures of guys that Janine, and the rest of us, have been hoarding. Yum.


On Wednesday Jamaica Layne will give us the inside scoop on a new e-publisher called Ravenous Romance. Sweet!


And on Friday we get our last sexy excerpt post courtesy of Portia da Costa. She'll give us a nice dollop of her new novella, her very first Harlequin, a 'Spice Brief' called CHANCE OF A LIFETIME. Slurp.


This coming week - More mouth watering fare from Lust Bites!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Coming Attractions

The shower cubicle here at Lust Bites Mansion might be a bit draughty, but we can't complain about the fittings...

Coming up this week:

On Monday we witness a paranormal event: the bilocation of Pam Rosenthal. Pam, in the guise of Molly Weatherfield, is the author of the gorgeous BDSM novel Carrie's Story and has been a guest here before. When she writes erotic romance she uses her other nom-de-plume, and she will be blogging simultaneously here and on Kate Pearce's blog, on the subject of her new erotic historical romance The Edge of Impropriety.

On Wednesday Kate will be tightening cinches, branding bulls and roping steers, as she gives us a sneak preview of her forthcoming cowboy novel, Riding the Line.

Olivia Knight will be arranging a Christmas tête à tête for Saturday, in Oxford, as part of the Writers in Oxford Christmas book fair - full details on Thursday.

And on Friday Olivia Knight will be in a challenging mood: she'll be telling us all about the new book 101 Sexy Dares, offering some extra ones and giving away prizes. Got any ideas for sexy dares of your own? We want to hear!

Join us all week! Go on: I dare you.
xxx
Janine

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Coming attractions: the final countdown

The Big News: It's time to take a break.


^ This week's sporting highlight ^

On 5 December 2008, Lust Bites is going to draw to a graceful close and flop on the sofa with that man, after exactly two years of relentless, tireless, selfless and dedicated smuttery, wittery, and endless gratuitous photos.

Before you break down completely, there's still one whole month left of smart sexy posts and beautiful men ~ so that means more Crush Wednesdays, at least two more competitions including some sexy dares and a chance to win a veritable hamper of Laura Corn, a final smut slot, and another 12 posts from all your favourite Lusties - Portia da Costa, Madeline Moore, Erastes, Kate Pearce, Olivia Knight, Janine Ashbless, Madelynne Ellis, Deanna Ashford, Jamaica Layne, Edie Bingham - not to mention a flying visit from those erstwhile Lusties and BICEPS promoters, Kristina Lloyd and Mathilde Madden. So plenty to look forward to before we leave you with our forwarding addresses on 5 December. For example, in the week ahead...

On Monday, Portia da Costa gives our US readers a chance to finally get In Too Deep.

On Wednesday, Madeline Moore announces the winners of the Halloween competition, with a whopping hamper for the scariest, sexiest snippet.

On Friday, Erastes releases Frost Fair, her latest homoerotic love (in a cold climate).


Forlorn male models seeking comfort in each other's arms as they realise they'll never feature as a Lust Bites Lust Bite Of The Week.


So now, perhaps, you'll join me and this very beautiful and incidentally almost-naked angel-man in a hymn:

There'll be one more blog in the heavens,
One more site in the skies ~
Lust Bites we're all gonna miss you,
Your smut-slots, your half-naked guys...
There'll be one less blog in our bookmarks,
One less glint in our eyes ~
But Lust Bites, the things that you stood for,
Like, "Men look hot" never die...

All together now!



In the meantime ... COMPETITION WINNERS!

Lil, you are our winner of a free signed copy of MARKET FOR LOVE! Please email jamaicalayne[at]yahoo[dot]com with your mailing address so she can get you your signed copy out.

Crystal and Craig - you have both won a copy of THE NEW RAKES, so please send your addresses to nikki[dot]magennis[at]googlemail[dot]com

Congratulations all!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Coming attractions



At last I'm dragging my eyes away from this man, to say...

On Monday, I'll be rampaging with my favourite Alpha Females - heroines who are not merely "independent" but kicking ass and ruling the world, often literally.

On Wednesday, Nikki Magennis is crushing musicians - or on musicians - with her new rakes.

Also,Wednesday is the last day to enter our Halloween Giveaway contest. Write a 200 word (maximum) spooky, scary story and win big! Scroll down or click on the link above for all the details.



On Thursday, Lust at First Bite is released...

...and on Friday, Janine Ashbless showcases it in style.


Competition winner! Kammie wins a copy of Simply Sinful - please email Kate at contactme [at] katepearce [dot] com with your snail mail. And if you were hoping to win and didn't - give yourself the prize!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Coming Attractions

by Erastes
Well Autumn is halfway through and we soon will be doing strange things like bobbing for apples and carving... erm. pumpkins.

This week on Lust Bites:

On Monday Kate Pearce will be sharing a nice long helping of her sizzling book - Simply Sinful.


On Wednesday Madeline Moore will be announcing our Grand Hallowe'en Competition. There will be some great prizes (as always!) so make sure you check in on Wednesday to find out how to win!


And on Friday Jamaica Layne will be in the Smut Slot sharing excerpts from her first novel Market for Love.


Lust Bites - for things that go BUMP in the night!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Coming Attractions

by Madeline Moore




This week on Lust Bites:

On Monday Jamaica Layne opines on Hong Kong sexy. Here at Lust Bites we have a soft, sweet spot for the men of the far east, so we can hardly wait.

On Wednesday join Madeline Moore (that's me!) in conversation with Nexus author Felix Baron. One of the things we'll be talking about is Dominant men, in fact and in fiction. Comment to win copies of Felix's novels, Dominant and Sweet as Sin.

And on Friday hot excerpts from Felix Baron's new Nexus novel, The Persian Girl, which stars that infamous He-Man and all around Dominant dude Sir Richard Burton. Comment on Friday to win a copy.


Lust Bites - way lip-smackin' sexy!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Coming Attractions

by Janine Ashbless
No, this isn't me saying I've got the decorators in, ha ha ha.

This week on Lust Bites:

On Monday Jamaica Layne will be telling us all about her new novel Market for Love.

On Tuesday Olivia Knight (assuming she can tear herself away from Hay-on-Wye, 2nd-hand-book capital of the world but possessing not a single internet cafe...) will be popping the champagne corks for the US release of Enchanted.

On Wednesday Janine Ashbless will be singing the praises of naturist charity campaign Fuck for Forest.

And on Friday Kate Pearce will be telling us all about the movie Scene She Loves.

Lust Bites - way more fun than watching paint dry!

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Coming Attractions

This week here on Lust Bites... Hot naked man loving, sticky sex, and a glimpse at the pleasureable pursuits of the past. Are you tempted yet?

On Monday, Madeline Moore stops by to tell us all about the Writer's Diet. I don't think she's referring to coffee and chocolate!

Following her, on Wednesday, Kate Pearce offers up a confession: men she loves, despite herself. Hmmm, photographic evidence, please. More yummy pictures to lick.

Finally, on Friday, Erastes is here to take us on a pleasurable stroll through Harris's list of Covent Garden Ladies. Dark or fair, lithe or buxom and perhaps a dab hand with a hairbrush. There's something in there for everyone.

See you soon,

Madelynne Ellis

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Coming Attractions

by Janine Ashbless This picture shows Simon Keenlyside as Don Giovanni in the current run at the Royal Opera in London. I hope it serves to remind us all that the path of sensual indulgence and concupiscence leads only to perdition. Yep, that's what I think every time I look at this picture.

Stiffening our moral fibre this week on Lust Bites :

On Monday Edie Bingham brings us a salutary look at Fun Loving Criminals.

On Wednesday Madelynne Ellis introduces an uplifting movie Scene We Love.

UPDATE: On Friday Dayle Dermatis and Teresa Noelle Roberts will be back to lead us through the philosophical and highly educational Modern Kama Sutra.

Lust Bites: a bastion of invigorating probity and virtue all year round!

xxx
Janine

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Coming Attractions


It's a mystery... Oh, it's a mystery... Please excuse the singing but that's exactly what this Monday's post here at Lust Bites appears to be. The crystal scrying ball has failed. I'm hoping it's a post about naked butts, or maybe something about tasting forbidden apples, hence this weeks inspiring piccie. But whatever it turns out to be, I'm sure it'll be worth stopping by for.

On Wednesday, the gorgeous Kate Pearce is back again to tell us about her latest release, Simply Sinful. Which I'm sure contains a fair quotient of naked man flesh.

And on Friday in the smut slot, dotty former librarian Portia da Costa will be giving us a sneak peak at her new release In Too Deep, set in a library. I swear my local isn't nearly so much fun. There certainly aren't any hot Professors lurking in the basement!

See you there...

Madelynne xx

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Coming Attractions




Interview: on Monday, A new Lustie with the fabulous pseudonym Jamaica Layne, bravely submits to a barrage of questions. Find out all about the writer behind the book-with-the-sexy-cover-of-which-Kristina-and-Mathilda-would-approve, Market for Love.

Crush: on Wednesday, Madeline Moore waxes poetic on writer/singer/ladies man/monk Leonard Cohen. Just in time for his 74th birthday, too!

Commentary: on Friday, Kate Pearce tackles the topical issue of male/male sex in an erotic romance.

Yes, it's another informative and entertaining week on Lust Bites, the blog on everybody's lips.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Coming attractions: Publishing Week

Ladies (and gentlemen), we are proud to present...

Mr...

Black...

Lace!

Cue music from Chicago as Mr BL rocks onto the stage....

Okay, that's not our editor. We live lives of inordinate blessed luck and luxury, but that isn't, really, our editor. Then again, this is:



As the saying goes, "You can edit me any--" No! Stop! Don't say that! Because this week is all about professionalism. Filthy fillies we may be, but publishing's a business and the European Union spends a lot of hard man-hours banning exactly the sort of thing I just didn't say. (And if you can think of a better use for hard man hours, suggestions to the EU on a postcard.) So welcome to the week on the publishing industry...

Publishers: on Monday, Janine Ashbless interviews Mr Black Lace, aka Our Editor, aka HQ, aka Adam Nevill - whose frankness and generosity with inside information will make eye-opening reading for anyone wanting to get published, never mind with Black Lace.

Writers: on Wednesday, Olivia Knight looks at living the dream & writing full-time - the thrills, the terrors, and the tax forms, with a few tips for anyone looking to quit the day job.

Books: on Friday, we're squeaking with delight to welcome back two familiar names, as guests: Kristina Lloyd and Mathilde Madden, who're poring over erotica covers, the subject of their new specialist blog.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Coming attractions: Publishing Week!

Ladies (and gentlemen), we are proud to present...

Mr...

Black...

Lace!

Cue music from Chicago as Mr BL rocks onto the stage....

Okay, that's not our editor. We live lives of inordinate blessed luck and luxury, but that isn't, really, our editor. Then again, this is:



As the saying goes, "You can edit me any--" No! Stop! Don't say that! Because this week is all about professionalism. Filthy fillies we may be, but publishing's a business and the European Union spends a lot of hard man-hours banning exactly the sort of thing I just didn't say. (And if you can think of a better use for hard man hours, suggestions to the EU on a postcard.) So welcome to the week on the publishing industry...

On Monday, Janine Ashbless interviews Mr Black Lace, aka Our Editor, aka HQ, aka Adam Neville - whose frankness and generosity with inside information will make eye-opening reading for anyone wanting to get published, never mind with Black Lace.

On Wednesday, Olivia Knight looks at living the dream & writing full-time - the thrills, the terrors, and the tax forms, with a few tips for anyone looking to quit the day job.

On Friday, we're squeaking with delight to welcome back two familiar names, as guests: Kristina Lloyd and Mathilde Madden, who're poring over erotica covers, the subject of their new specialist blog.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Coming attractions

beautiful wet man looking into the oceanby Olivia Knight

Last week's wet men notwithstanding, this may be the most beautiful image ever to grace the Lust Bites blog (and we don't hold back with our gratuitous photos). Speaking of backs and holding - mmm...

(Perhaps I'm biased. This is almost exactly how I imagine Sir Thomas from "The Three Riddles" in Enchanted, though not featured in his armour here. Or perhaps any woman in her right mind and half the world's men would look at that back and whimper with longing.)

On Monday, Erastes continues the Bluffer's Guide series with her Guide to Gay Historicals. (See image, right.)

On Wednesday, Kate Pearce looks at finishing books - those final details, the letting go, and what to do when you've finished and are sitting folornly staring at the walls. (For ideas, see image, right.)

On Friday, Portia da Costa gets In Too Deep (as in image, right) with her latest UK release.






Competition winners

Miss Trixie, for your explanation of why wet men are so hot, you win your choice of Enchanted, Southern Spirits, or Phantasmagoria - send your snail mail details and your choice to knight [dot] olivia [at] gmail [dot] com.

CC you win a copy of Wildwood - send your snail mail details to janineashbless [at] fsmail [dot] net

Everyone else, you can award yourself prizes for your own brilliance! Just click on the cover of your choice.


Sunday, August 24, 2008

Coming Attractions, pa pa pa pa pa pa........


by Erastes

I would sing the Pearl and Dean theme tune here, but I doubt anyone here is ancient enough to understand the reference or remember Pearl and Dean at all. *feels old*

So, in my best gravelly "Trailer Man Voice" I am happy to announce my very first coming attractions. THIS WEEK....

There's a reason for the movie references, of course, so excuse the clumsy segue.

On Monday Madeline Moore will be discussing Scriptwriting For Dummies.

On Wednesday Olivia Knight will be getting the hose and bucket out and getting men wet for our amusement and delectation.

And on Friday, Janine Ashbless slides into the Smut Slot and shows us around her Wildwood

Lust Bites: Popcorn and gallon of coke for the libido...

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Coming Attractions

by Janine Ashbless




Well, after all our burbling about Olympic swimmers I thought the beach volleyball teams needed some praise too.
I note that The Daily Telegraph online said that "the athleticism and commitment of the competitors ensures that women's beach volleyball will be one of the most popular Olympic sports." Really? It has nothing to do with the itty-bitty little costumes? Must be just me then.

Tearing ourselves away from the wholesome titilation on TV for a moment...

This week on Lust Bites:


On Monday Deanna Ashford will be telling us why Scary is Sexy. Oh, you don't have to convince me...

On Wednesday we will be welcoming as a guest erotic romance author Sedonia Guillone, who will be talking about her seriously m/m series Men of Tokyo.

And on Friday Edie Bingham will be giving us hot and cold chills with an excerpt from her paranormal novel Southern Spirits.

Lust Bites - saving you from too much sport.

xxx Janine

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Coming attractions

Naked man? Tick. Good biceps? Tick. Plenty of water? Tick. M/m kiss? Tick. All together: holy Santa Maria madre del dio, I am too good to you.

Naked men kissing in the sea

This week, we're...

Putting the come back in coming attractions!
Putting the vision back in television!
Putting the man back in romance!
Putting the ngs back in Fine Young Things...
... putting Olivia back in her cage.

On Monday, Madeline Moore discusses writing for TV. (Putting the TV back in... no, hold on.)

On Wednesday, Erastes crushes on Fine Young Things (within the confines of the law, naturally).

On Friday, we get What Katy Did at RWA. (Putting the hat back in what.) Kate Pearce details the revels, ribaldry and risquérrie at the Romance Writers Association annual conference.

Competition Winners

Kristina Lloyd wins a copy of Magic and Desire for her cunning explanations of Monday's riddles ~ entirely wrong, but entertaining nonetheless! You know how to contact me, baby... knight [dot] olivia [at] gmail [dot] com.
Magdalune wins a copy of Wildwood, and the fairy tale collection Enchanted goes to the fittingly-titled Tumperkin. You can both send your snail mail details to janineashbless [at] fsmail [ dot] net.

And for those who didn't win but feel you should have, you can award yourself prizes here:

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Coming Attractions

by Janine AshblessThis week upcoming on Lust Bites looks a bit like The Olivia and Janine Show, I'm afraid - because we have books hitting the UK shops this week and we want to let you know all about them, not to mention give a few copies away!

So on Monday Olivia Knight will be telling us about The Three Riddles, her fantasy novella in the 3-author collection Enchanted. Jealousy, magic, suffering and destiny; it's all there in that story!

This book just got an amazing 6 out of 5 "knocked our socks off" review from Dark Angel Reviews, who described it as "one of the all time best [anthologies] I've ever read ... I was in a whirlwind of emotions throughout." Read the whole review here.

On Wednesday I will be introducing my new novel Wildwood, out this week in the UK: a contemporary paranormal about ritual magic, a love-triangle, lurking fairies of the most frightening sort and a wood that holds a very dangerous secret.

And on Friday I will be back to let you know about my contribution to the Enchanted anthology: a story called Bear Skin which is all about keeping your promises, even to were-bears...

So we'll have copies to give away to lucky commenters - make sure you join us!

xxx
Janine

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Coming attractions

sexy picture with LegolasThis week, we delve deep into the imagination - the places it happens, the places it can take you, and the places it comes from.

On Monday, Janine Ashbless teases out the fickle creature of inspiration: where we find him, what we can do to lure him, and what to do when he just won't damn well bloody return our phone calls, the bastard! Blood sacrifices, roses in jars, and long hot showers may feature.

On Wednesday, Olivia Knight launches herself into the past, present, and future with her beloved Doctor - a crush Wednesday on the omnihot Doctor Who.

On Friday, Olivia Knight again, tireless/obsessively-talkative creature that she is, paves the way for next week's celebration of Enchanted, the erotic fairy-tale collection. When fairy tales were still sexist misogynist Barbie-Cinderalla bollocks, a host of feminist writers opened the floodgates for us to create the intense, mythic, and very sexy fairy tales of contempory Black Lace. Anyone want to see Byatt's naughty bits?



Competition winners!

Winner of a copy of Amorous Woman - Dennis Mahagin
Winner of ebook of Night Moves 1 - Lamentesse

Congratulations both of you. Contact erastes [at] erastes [dot] com (no spaces) with your postal details to claim your prize.