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I have some scrawl in my notebook that says Kristina: Cunt. It's not what you think - it's just to remind me to make sure she writes a promised post about that notorious word.
And Monday is the day I can tick that item off my list, as Kristina Lloyd talks us through the ins and the outs of the dirtiest, sexiest word of all.
Wednesday is a Crush Wednesday. Alana Noel Voth is one of the many Lust Biters who crushes on rock stars. Come and join her and share your musical muse. Talking of which, Kate Pearce and I both share a dark secret. We both crushed on boy band Take That. Do they even count as rock stars?
And Kate herself will be here at the end of the week for the regular last Friday of the month smuttorama. She'll be treating us to an excerpt from her futuristic bondagey Vikings-in-space e-book Planet Mail. I am really looking forward to this one. The book has the most fabulous cover I have ever seen.
To celebrate this - and just because we want to - Alison Tyler has been very nice to the people at Extreme Restraints and got Lust Biters a 15% discount on all their delightful sexy accessories. Just pop over to the site anytime between today (24th June) and the 30th and enter 'lustbites' as your coupon code. So, now, don’t say we never give you anything.
Mathilde Madden
Wondering about the shipping costs of these.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Coming Attractions
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Just for you all, I bought something on Extreme Restraints. You know, to make sure the discount code was working. That's the only reason.
It *is* working. Just fine.
But I might need to test it again, later.
If you ask really nicely, I might tell you what I bought.
XXX,
Alison
P.S. Mat can't guess. She already knows.
Tilly! Thank you for another preview. :-)
Alison! What did you buy?
Alana! Stop using exclamation marks.
Really, Alana! Stop it! I am the queen of the exclamation marks! Not you!
I will reveal what I bought after a few more people beg. I like to make people beg.
Oh, for fuck's sake, I think I just channeled Tilly.
I think I know what you bought! I think I've seen them! Hi, Alana! I also want to know where you all get your super cool photos for this blog! I like that picture very much. I've restrained myself and only looked at it six or seven hundred times today ;)
xoxo
Sommer
Stop channeling me, Tyler, or I will tell everyone what you bought!
You wouldn't!
You couldn't!
Go on Go on Go on Go on...
(Ah. "Father Ted" is probably unknown in the US.)
And if you're channelling Tilly, Alison, do you know what she was doing in Borders bookshop last night?
Spanking some naughty boy with a copy of Best Bondage Erotica 2, I hope.
Am I right?
Alison! I get it! You're not going to tell us what you bought! Fine! Hi Smut Girl! Long time no blog!
Hi Alana, I'm calling Tilly's bluff.
We are playing strip poker here, aren't we?
XXX,
Alison
We are playing strip poker here, aren't we?
I certainly hope so! I've been sitting here wearing nothing but a fedora (and A is for Amour) for over a week now.
Hmm . . . it looks like Madeline's hoarding all the aces over there on her book jacket. (Does A is for Amour count as a fifth ace?)
Jeremy,
I think that's what is known as an ace in your hole.
XXX,
Alison
PS Oh, my god. I can't believe I just said that.
I think that's what is known as an ace in your hole.
Well, I would have put it up my sleeve . . . but since I'd already taken my shirt off, I didn't have a lot of options.
Did you know, actually, that "ace" (according to Richard Spears' Slang and Euphemism) is slang for . . . well, let's see what Kristina has to say, tomorrow.
You're far too clever for me, Jeremy. You just made me laugh, which completely destroyed my poker face. And I was doing so well for awhile...
*cough*thesethese*cough*
She wouldn't.
She couldn't.
She did!
But I swear, I only bought them for Kristina.
Poker, did someone sy we're playing poker? I researched it for 'Wild Card' so you've got to deal me in. Or, do I need shoulder length gloves to get into this poker party? No one told me it was formal.
Hey, Jeremy, talk about me hoarding aces, did you notice I get FOUR per card on my cover? How...unusual. How... artistic...I guess...
Those look perfect for aces up the sleeve.
In fact, I'd remove mine from its hiding place and give it to you for safe keeping. . . but you might look askance at a dealer who deals from the, uh, bottom.
Those look perfect for aces up the sleeve.
Alison's--er, I mean Kristina's--gloves, that is. (My comment crossed in the mail with Madeline's. Hi, Madeline!)
Ssh...don't tell everyone about Take That! It's our special secret!
Love what you bought, Alison!
Oh my goodness! It must be my birthday! And look, you're all getting down to your birthday suits! (Am I using the exclamation marks correctly?)
Heck, all this excitement going on while I was away fiddling with my cunt. (That's the *article* I've been writing on the c-word, okay?)
Thanks, Kate. I wish the picture wasn't quite so "in your face." I feel bad linking to something that shows a guy flipping people off. But the gloves. Oh, the gloves. I cannot wait!
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