Sunday, June 17, 2007

Coming Attractions

By Mathilde Madden


Well, finally, the boys have gone back to their sheds. And it's oh so quiet at last. We're just throwing away the last empty lager tins and sticky porno mags (mind you, we have to do that every Sunday morning at Lust Bites towers), and getting ready to resume normal service and bring you more of our delicious women-only radical feminist separatist shrew filth. Or something. Some of that might be a lie.

On Monday, Gwen Masters will be talking about living vicariously through characters. Like, say, writing or reading a story where a man gets eaten by a werewolf. And really enjoying the idea of being that werewolf. Perhaps.

Wednesday isn't the longest day of the year (that's Thursday) but we'll all be off doing pagan things on hillocks then, so Alison Tyler will get midsummer started early by asking you to pen us your sexiest flash fiction. Short-shorts for short nights. Sharpen those pencils.

Nikki Magennis is here on Friday. So expect more hedgehog sexing. Or something to do with Sex with Strangers. Or strange hedgehogs. Were-hedgehogs, perhaps.

Mathilde Madden
Excited about this. And this.

14 comments:

Nikki Magennis said...

Oh, Mathilde, I would so love to do a post on Small Mammals. I could tie it in with 'man titty' somehow, I think.

And I reckon were-hedgehogs are the way forward. Where in your trilogy can you fit them in? Just a little one? Just for me? x

Mathilde Madden said...

Why stop at one. I could just to a find and replace: wolf into hedgehog. It'll be the new paranoramaloticaomance trend!

kristina lloyd said...

And shrew filth! More rad fem separatist shrew filth, please. I could convert my books - Asking for Shrews, Darker than Shrews and the forthcoming Shrew Bites and Shrew.

I think we're onto something here here. BL probably needs to do an anthology - Sex with Shrews.

Mathilde Madden said...

Asking for Shrews!

Who wouldn't want to read that?

Janine Ashbless said...

I want weasels!

Olivia Knight said...

Like they say - everything you think of, Shakespeare's already done it...

Of course, his Taming Of The Shrew is usually bowdlerised to suit the modern audience, but no doubt you'll soon find the missing scene on my website...

Alana said...

Tilly, many thnaks for another preview.

Olivia Knight said...

Yeth, from me too - trayth and trayth of canapeth, loth of thauthage on a thtick, and thothe little thingth that look like hedgehogth with all the cheethe on toothpickth.

Madeline Moore said...

Oooh your werewolf cover is sexy...congratulations, Mat, on what you are excited about.

ps - my word verification is iklr
pork. pork? gosh, what are the odds?

kristina lloyd said...

Pork thauthage! Thuper!

Kate Pearce said...

these were-hedgehogs have lisps? is that because of their fangs-or are they really vampire-were-hedgehogs?

or shrews

Lovely cover Mathilde!

Jenny said...

What about a three-way that includes a pantamine horse and a butt-plug with a horse tail? Huh? Have I got a story for you!

Word verification: virelglr--rivergirl with a lot of poetic lincense?

Jeremy Edwards said...

virelglr--rivergirl with a lot of poetic lincense?

Or how about a virile girl with lots of linseed incense?

Jenny said...

2sha! Yeah, I hate typos, but I didn't notice until the note had sat there for a day! I figured by then the impression was made. Sigh