Sunday, October 14, 2007

Come Together

Alison Tyler

Fall has arrived, and just when trees are going gold, we’re going green. At least, we’re talking about green sex— or “eco-sex”—on Monday with Kristina Lloyd’s marvelous list of ways to fuck for humanity. (That doesn’t mean you have to fantasize about Al Gore when you jack- or jill-off.) We’re part of Blog Action Day, so grab the hunkiest Green Peacer you can find, and make love to him (or her). Um, in the dark.

Wednesday, Deanna Ashford’s back with an inventory of our whips. I mean, a compilation of our wips—work(s) in progress. Prepare to be turned-on.

Friday finds us grooving to the beat of Marvin Gaye. At least, that’s what I’ll be doing while Madelynne Ellis plays deejay and spins up some serious mood music.

Until then, continue to read, admire, stroke, add to, and fondle our first-ever Round Robin sex story. I’m sure we’ll have another go at this long before next spring.


Got to be good-looking cos he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me

—The Beatles

P.S. The winner of the Hide & Seek compilation is Lisa. Please email your details to: msalisontyler at yahoo dot com.


Janine Ashbless said...

Can I just say how much fun it was having Group Sex with everyone?


And thanks Alison - I like a man with good logs!

kristina lloyd said...

Ahem! Sidebar alert. I get to fuck a tree, do I? Thanks to my extensive eco-research, I do know this is possible.

Alison Tyler said...

The names of those. God. The Quiver. Very nice, KL.
I know you don't really fuck trees. But I did like your fucked-against-a-tree story very much in Love at First Sting.

Do they make shameless plugshere?


P.S. Janine, I kept staring at his logs. Is he going to light a fire?

Louise said...

Didn't want to interrupt the flow of the previous but "He must be kneeling in front of Paul, to manage it without getting his hand in Paul's way." MM you are one funny woman... thanks for the laugh :)

Olivia Knight said...

I proposed a story about fucking a tree & our illustrious editor didn't even bother to veto it - just laughed derisorily... It wasn't bestiality - but it didn't have the requisite Human Head, I guess. Just goes to show, eh? (Doesn't go to show anything in particular - really - just generic sort of - um - showing.)

Ally said...

Yes I agree Janine, it was great having group sex. Was it as good for you all as it was for all of me?

Kristina, you just gave me a woody looking at those suggestive photos eh. Some times I swear you can be a thorn in my inside. Hmm.

How much wood can a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood?

Olivia Knight said...

Speaking of hard as wood... nuff said, frankly.

Kate Pearce said...

I don't like his belly button-its distracting me from the logs...

Jeremy Edwards said...

I proposed a story about fucking a tree & our illustrious editor didn't even bother to veto it - just laughed derisorily...

Sounds like you had a good idea but were barking up the wrong tree as far as marketing it.