Sunday, August 12, 2007

Coming Attractions

Mathilde Madden
Whilst compiling that 200 post last week Kristina Lloyd and I agreed that we had the sexiest job in the world. Shanna Germain will be getting her hands dirty on Monday to find out if that's true.

Jolie du Pre is an erotica writer and editor with a vast back catalogue. She'll be here on Wednesday to discuss her latest collection, Iridescence, with Dayle A Dermatis. I hope Dayle's made a sexy job of it!

On Friday, our Lust Bites boy is here. Jeremy Edwards claims to be talking about offbeat romance. That just means filth.

ETA: Competition Winners. A huge sack of Love on the Dark Side booty goes to Triste, and runner up Petricke wins the Quickies. Carnal Knowledge competition winner is friend of LB Erastes. Please send your details to lustbitesladies (at) yahoo (dot) com

Mathilde Madden
Just off for a bath


Jeremy Edwards said...

You were right, Kristina--Tilly was way too shrewd to fall for that "offbeat romance" euphemism. Sigh. Now that everybody knows it's just more filth, I guess no one will be interested.

kristina lloyd said...

Maybe we should come clean, as it were, and call it 'beat off romance'.

But yeah, no one will be remotely interested. In fact, I predict no one will show on Friday except me - because I'll still be sat here, gawping at that sweaty, sleazy, grimy, sneery hunk of fuck in the picture.

Actually, I may not be alone. Is there popcorn?

Mathilde Madden said...

There's cock porn


kristina lloyd said...

Is it buttered?

Madelynne Ellis said...

Watch it, Lloyd's getting obsessed about butter again.

kristina lloyd said...

Damn! I've been rumbled already. I thought I could get away with a quick Lurpak aside.

Olivia Knight said...

Salt and pepper too, please. I'll lick anything with butter, salt and pepper on.

Jeremy Edwards said...

I thought I could get away with a quick Lurpak aside.

Don't you mean "astride"?

Alison Tyler said...

for Olivia...

I couldn't find one about hot, buttered cock porn. Sorry, KL.

Smut Girl said...

And I come to find yet another hot guy indulging in self-abuse. Almost makes up for the fact that my chicken bones failed and my Magic 8 Ball lied to me.

Congrats to the winner! :)

Will Jeremy be wearing his fedora Friday? I want to make sure to dress properly.

Olivia Knight said...

I need that badge, AT... Here's a cock for you. Oh - and because we're so fair-minded and equalist, not sexist at all, here's something for Jeremy.

Alison Tyler said...

Oh, Olivia, thank you very much.

There's also this, you know, for K and M ("trawling the internet for gay porn so you don't have to").

Alison "I don't just want pictures. I want accessories!" Tyler

Kate said...

okay...I think I've had my Sunday porn quota now-without even moving from my desk!
God bless the internet
Who could ask for more?

triste said...

YAY!!!!...thank you

Ally said...

Congrats to the winners.

I found this on the Urban Dictionary.
For Kristina and Olivia

Hot buttered cock:

When a man goes to the movies with a date, purchases a popcorn, cuts a hole in the bottom of the tub and slips his erect penis through the hole into the popcorn, with the hopes his date will reach in and grab a handful of 'hot buttered cock'!

"I really fell for my boyfriend when he took me to the movies on our first date and suprised me with hot buttered cock."

Jeremy? Did I hear you mention "more filth?"
I like men when they are dirty.