Sunday, August 5, 2007

Coming Attractions: 200th Post Man Candy Special

By Mathilde Madden and Kristina Lloyd
MM: So should I say anything about it being 200 men for our 200th post? Or mention your 'Love on the Dark Side' competition on Wednesday?
KL: I don't know. I really need to lie down. I have RSI.
MM: I don’t think two heterosexual women have ever done anything like this before.
KL: You could make a joke. Something about us going down in history.
MM: Do you think that's a good idea.
KL: No, not really. Best not.



ETA: We've been drowning in men. Seriously, it's been heaven. We rounded up 200 hotties for our bicentenary and planned on handing them over to you for some serious licking. Alas, this is just a small sample because Bastard Fucking Blogger (no, no, I'm not annoyed, why do you ask?) faints when we try to post them all. So Tilly and I are taking care of the other 160 or so. We may be some time ...

This post, unusually, is best viewed in Internet Explorer.

KLx

45 comments:

kristina lloyd said...

What are we doing for our 300th post? I can't wait.

Mathilde Madden said...

Yay! I can't believe you got it up at all.

Blogger does not seem to like ten million naked men. How strange. I just can't imagine what that would be like.

Mathilde Madden said...

I think for 300 I am just going to get all the men to go round your house.

kristina lloyd said...

Bring it on! I feel heaps better now - thank you!

Eile said...

I love this post, you guys have great taste not a trite picture in the bunch. thanks for the eye candy.

Eile

Alison Tyler said...

Am rendered speechless once more.
Must sit and stare at pictures while brain slowly melts. God, I don't know how you two do it. But be sure to invite me to the 300th, KL. I'll help you, um, celebrate.

XXX,
AT

Mathilde Madden said...

You know what AT? Your ABCD books are very pretty - but I think our post is *even* *prettier* - don't you?

Stacy S said...

I love this site. Great pictures!! Congrats on the 200 posts.

Elizabeth said...

Oh. My. God.

Olivia Knight said...

I'm tossing up between Johnny and the transparent underpants. Well - "up between" - "over" - take your pick really. All prepositions, including those without the "pre", are good when confronted with so many splendid men. More. More! MORE!!!

Olivia Knight said...

Oh, more, more, Johnny, yes... god that feels so good, drive it in... Shit, did I leave blogger recording?"
"I think so. Hold on - I'll switch it off..."
"Oh god, lean like that, yes, YES..." ::click::

Karl Friedrich Gauss said...

How about making each picture a link back to the website from whence it came. That way we can follow your electronic footprints to see where you go to look for stuff like this? Just kidding. Don't want to aggravate KL's RSI.

As a guy these pictures don't do much for me. But I'm probably not the main audience here. However, in the interests of gender equality, how about 300 pictures of women for the 300th anniversary posting. Or to cater to the disciplinary interests among your readership, we could select one of you deserving ladies for 300 bites of the lash, and post pictures of the results. Or if you must stick to guys, select a bunch of screen grabs or publicity stills from the movie "300". Now there's an idea that should go over well here.

And whatever happened to the idea that women are not visually oriented and don't particularly get off on looking at pictures of guys. Is that a misconception, or have women's tastes changed, or are you ladies in some sense, unnatural or unusual?

On the other hand of course it's well known that guys like looking at pictures of women, although I've often found it curious how unappealing the pictures in women's fashion magazines are, even though the women pictured are undeniably pretty and the photos are well taken. I'm guessing it must be something to do with the intent behind the creative process.

Johnny said...

Somebody call?

Hey, about women liking pictures. It's not true. At all. I asked lust bites if they wanted photos of me mailed to em and they said no thanks, johnny, we'd rather use our imaginations.

Congrats on the 200 posts, ladies. Rockin.

Mathilde Madden said...

However, in the interests of gender equality, how about 300 pictures of women for the 300th anniversary posting.

Hang on, I'm just going to type 'no' when I've stopped laughing...

Olivia Knight said...

I think "gender equality" at Lustbites means he gets to come too. Eventually. We are of course all unnatural and unusual (esp Tilly), but I don't think it's liking pics of men that gives the game away. Pics of pecs, mmm... You may have to get a little more in touch with your inner gay to fully appreciate our artwork. (Don't tell me you don't have one - all men do - what else are games like rugby and soggy biscuit about?)
But 300 - mmm... Do we have to wait so long before we're allowed to look at this?
Some wallpaper just for you, Kristina, for putting up all those pretties for us...

kristina lloyd said...

OMG! It's Johnny! I thought he'd forgotten us. His hot, dirty beauty makes me moist - unnaturally moist. Oh wow.

Thanks for the wallpaper, Olivia. Yum. Heck, I've had a lot of men this weekend.

Mathilde Madden said...

But really, i don't want to go all Write Sex Week, but isn't it just amazing that you can't post something like this for more than half an hour without someone saying we should post some women for balance.

Ooh, sexualising men without women for balance... Ooh frightening.

Now, when is it my turn with Johnny?

Olivia Knight said...

Hold on - he's just having his postcoital fag, then you can have him for a bit.

Smut Girl said...

Hunh? Were there words in that post? Must go see. I think I'm supposed to say Congrats on something but I'm not sure. Which is why I must go back and look...jut one...more...time--

xo
Sommer

Jeremy Edwards said...

Hey, about women liking pictures. It's not true. At all. I asked lust bites if they wanted photos of me mailed to em and they said no thanks, johnny, we'd rather use our imaginations.

That's funny, mate. I asked them the same question a couple of months ago. That's probably why they never say "yes" to it anymore.

Kate Pearce said...

holy shit...

thank you

just thank you

I love being part of this group

Madeline Moore said...

Wow. Kate and Alison said it all for me, so now I don't have to speak, don't have to type, just have to look...look at all the lovely men...oh my god....men are so beautiful, so handsome, so...so male...language disintegrating...must have...must have man... must have many man...me, man now!

Ally said...

Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Sitting here panting.

Exhubby is here for a weekend romp and after this blog he said "Now I know whats been wrong with you. Your going through that mid-life crisis thing. I nearly pee'd my pants.

I thought this was an awesome posting. Those 200 guys will keep a grin on my face all day, no matter how hard ex will try to get it off.
Have a great day all.

kristina lloyd said...

I just put some of the overspill onto my blog in case anyone feels they haven't had enough man-flesh today!

Emerald said...

This place just fucking rocks. ;) Thank you!!!!


Xoxoxo,
Emerald

Mathilde Madden said...

I still keep coming back to look at it

This is the best thing we've ever done

It's the best thing anyone's ever down.

kristina lloyd said...

ever *down*...?

I love it when you go all Freudian on me.

Mathilde Madden said...

No, no, that was just my, er, amusing West Country accent, my lover.

Er...

kristina lloyd said...

Oh, I loiks it when you talks with a burrrrrr.

OK, so it wasn't a Freudian slip. Coz really, you'd only do that if you'd been looking at cock all wankend.

Janine Ashbless said...

*stumbles in hot, sweaty and late*

Oh - beautiful! Love it!
And there's Gerry! Thank you Kristina!

Janine Ashbless said...

And Tilly!

Mathilde Madden said...

We tried to put in a minotaur too - but blogger kersploded

Janine Ashbless said...

Poor minotaurs!

Here they are!

Gwen Masters said...

200 posts...celebrated with 200 sexy men.

And even Johnny Depp is in there!

This is one of the many reasons I LOVE Lust Bites.

james said...

the bloke in the Iggy Pop pants on the bottom row is crazy - well, you can clearly see [his/he's] nuts.

thank you, i'm here all week, try the veal etc etc etc

Jenny said...

Another comment about the see-thru shorts. I want to know whose job it was to reach in there and get 'the boys' posed. I'm thinking career change...

Sabrina Luna said...

OMG! Thx so much *ker-thud*

Hugs,
S )O(

Madeline Moore said...

Dear God let this week pass so the 200, more or less, will stop popping up the instant I check LB to see what smart, cool, informative comments are needed from me. I can't do it. All I can do is look at the boys, all the boys, all my boys. All mine I tell you!

kristina lloyd said...

I am so-ooo happy people liked this post! It was a bastard to fix but you've made it all worthwhile. Thank you for your thanks and your salivating and fainting!

If the world were a fairer and more gender-balanced place, there'd be a lot more sexy man-flesh available for women to get hot and bothered about. However, the world is skew-whiff and most smut is aimed at male consumers - gay or straight. It does kinda bug me that, if I want a quick visual fix, I have to ask Tilly if she's got anything fresh in or go gay for a while. (Heck, you should see me dressed as Leather Daddy.)

I think it's really fab that we've put lots of hot near-nekkids and general man sexiness on LB, and that lots of women have said 'Wow! Thank you!' It just goes to show that it's pretty damn unusual - and very much required!

And now I will step off my soap box and go look at Mr See-thru-shorts again ... and again. Oh, and the guy kissing the tattooed guy, 2nd row, left. And Come-face next to Robert de Niro. And the wet guy, bottom right. Mmmm, and the guy who ...

danetteb said...

Hooray for 200 posts! I can't stop drooling,and we say men are dogs :D

jothemama said...

Someone's been busy!

But Girls, what's with the sweaty plastic shorts? Ew! Genital soup....

kristina lloyd said...

Oh, Jothemama, don't be silly! His shorts are damp because he just swam across the ocean to pay me a visit.

Mmmm, and he tastes all briny.

Dave said...

geez, from lookin' at these pix, I ain't no man candy! lol, anyway, I better hit the gym....*sighs*

kool blog btw:)

oh well....
Dave

EllaRegina said...

I wish that when I clicked on things they got, um, larger.

I'm torn between the wet see-through well-packed shorts and the bearded man in white boxers (bent leg on bed with patterned sheets) just waiting...for me, of course!

PS, I'm a woman who likes looking at pictures. All *sorts* of things...

khixan said...

I just stumbled onto this site and I think it's great!!! Thanks for the eye candy, and the book excerpts. I just ordered one of them off amazon. I'm going to have to explore more of the site. For those with a weakness for pretty goth boys (terrible habit of mine LOL), check out incubiinc.com (azazel and efini - woo hoo). They don't update often and the site seems a bit dead. I wish I could find more of that! Any recommendations welcome! Cheers all :)