Wednesday, December 26, 2007

On the 3rd Day of Christmas...

... my True Love sent to me:

Three hundred Spartans!

Two detectives dancing,

And a werewolf tied to a tree!

Hope you have a very merry Christmas season everyone! But wait - there's more.

300 is my very favourite number (Even better than 69) for reasons made explicit above and left (courtesy of Queerclick). Oh yes. So today is a special day because this is the

300th post to appear on Lust Bites!

Thats one post for every sweaty, filthy, overmuscled, fanatical Spartan warrior at Thermopylae, folks! And all of them full of smut, passion, wit and creativity (that's the posts, not the men. The men are just full of testosterone).

Therefore in honour of this occasion I am proud to present a

300 - Bum Salute!!!

"King Leonidas approaches the Hot Gates"




Portia Da Costa said...

Ooh, you are a caution, Janine! LOL

Well done!

Janine Ashbless said...

I'm hoping it will come back to haunt me when I'm rich and famous.

Madelynne Ellis said...

You wicked girl!

kristina lloyd said...


Anne Tourney said...

Happy 300! A truly momentous event! I feel like I should be celebrating this milestone with something more potent than a solitary cup of coffee. A few of those Spartans would do the trick.

Love the illustration of Leonidas and his triumphant approach: Was his invasion all it was "cracked" up to be?

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)

Janine Ashbless said...

Hope there were Buns with that coffee, Anne!

TeresaNoelleRoberts said...

You are a bad, bad woman...which is why we all adore you.

Awfully glad I wasn't drinking coffee (let alone anything more expensive and potent and bad for my monitor) when I checked the blog today. said...

Yes, Janine -- as a matter of fact, I was having a lovely breakfast of buns and Spartan sausage ;).

Nikki Magennis said...

Janine! I say!

Actually, I don't. I'm speechless!

The man with the beard and the big helmet is not bad either... ; )

Ally said...

WooHoo congrats ... a 300 cheers salute
Hip hip... ah heck that would take too long....
Happy 300

Madeline Moore said...

Uh oh. This Spartan thing is starting to work on me. I didn't think I had room on my kinky roster for yet another, but these warriors are the ultimate 'man in uniform' fantasy.
And 300 of 'em? Bring it on!