Friday, May 4, 2007

COMPETITION: May Madness!

by Kristina Lloyd


I’ve been on my knees again, begging our editor for free dirty books. Why? Because I love it. I love getting down on my grubby little knees and begging for –

No, that’s not right. Ahem. Because Sex with Strangers, the latest Black Lace anthology, is about to hit the shelves (May UK, June US) and we're having another glorious giveaway! Yes, huge amounts of sexy fiction could be yours for very little effort. Just add a comment to this post and you could win a bundle of smut, signed by our own fair hands. (Well, not so fair in some cases but it's probably best you don't pursue that thought.)

Sex with Strangers, one of the prizes on offer, focusses on a fantasy that's hugely popular, very hot and very edgy. The book features stories by Lust Biters Nikki Magennis, Mathilde Madden, Teresa Noelle Roberts, Olivia Knight, Dayle A Dermatis (disguised as Sophie Mouette in her writing partnership with Teresa – think of it as an erotic pantomime horse) and me, Kristina Lloyd, chief beggar. If you want to know more about this dark, delicious collection scroll down to yesterday's post (Oh dear, you are lazy) where you can read a little bit about our stories.

Also up for grabs is Alison Tyler’s adorable quartet of pocket-sized porno cuteness, A is for Amour, B is for Bondage, C is for Coeds, D is for Dress-up. Here, we’ve got stories from several Lusties including Shanna Germain and, of course, the very fabulous Alison herself. You want more Alison Tyler? Of course you do. There's simply no such thing as too much Alison Tyler. So we’re also giving away Got a Minute? - Alison’s latest release featuring 60 stories of 60 second smut. Quickies, in other words. Hard, breathless, sexy little quickies.

Sounds like heaven, doesn't it? But don't swoon yet. There's lots more to come and I'm still going strong. Oh, don't you wish they made batteries like me? Gwen Masters is offering her delicious short story collection, Dances of Redemption, Alana Noel Voth is chipping in with Best Gay Erotica, and we’re also giving away signed copies of our Black Lace and Cheek novels, several of which were winners in Scarlet Magazine's Erotic Fiction Awards 2006. The line up looks like this:

  • Janine Ashbless – Burning Bright - one of BL's new paranormal erotic romances from the high priestess of swords, sandals and shagging. Two lovers, on the run from their pasts, are separated in a lush jungle kingdom.
  • Deanna Ashford – Barbarian Prize - Sirona, a princess of the Iceni, and her lover, Taranis, are captured and sold as slaves. Sweaty gladiators and huge Roman columns!
  • Portia Da Costa – Gothic Blue - Stranded by a thunderstorm at a remote Gothic Priory, Belinda is drawn into an enclosed world of sexual alchemy. Portia won Best Lesbian Scene for Entertaining Mr Stone.
  • Madelynne Ellis – Passion of Isis - Sex magic, stormy deserts and ancient, sybaritic secrets. Madelynne won Best Male/Male Scene for Dark Designs.
  • Kristina Lloyd – Asking for Trouble - Best Female Submission Scene - The boundaries between fantasy and reality start to blur as Beth plays out her dreams of sleazy sex with the mysterious Ilya. Danger and obsession in the seaside town of Brighton. I know this is true because I wrote it. And I live in Brighton.
  • Mathilde Madden – Equal Opportunities - Best Female Domination Scene - Left unable to walk after a car accident, David thinks his love-life is over until he meets kinky Mary who finds the idea of a boy in a wheelchair too sexy for words. Hot, daring, thought-provoking and lots of other provoking too.
  • Nikki Magennis – Circus Excite - Julia runs off to join an erotic circus. Decadent, dazzling and deliciously written.
  • Madeline Moore – Wild Card - Best Oral Sex Scene - One man, three women and a very wild weekend.
  • Sophie Mouette – Cat Scratch Fever - Secretary meets Born Free.
  • Kate Pearce – Where have all the cowboys gone? - Cowboys, cowboys! Oh, I know I'm supposed to write a nifty little summary here but, ohhh, cowboys. The first line of this novel is 'Yee-ha!' Surely that's enough!
  • Alison Tyler – Tiffany Twisted - Best Kinky Sex Scene - This book is so sexy and bonkers! Tiffany and her boyfriend, Kurt, somehow swap bodies. Ladies, imagine waking up with a hard-on and running your hand over your firm, muscular chest. Argh! You are your boyfriend and he is you! Is that heaven or is that hell?

We've got two massive prizes featuring a bumper selection of novels and anthologies plus 3 runners-up who'll each receive a copy of the seriously sexy, Sex with Strangers - and a condom.

All you need to do is add a comment. You don't need a blogger account and you don't have to say anything brainy, sexy or funny (but, hey, if you want to, that's fine). In fact, all we need is a name (doesn't have to be your real name) to call out when we do the draw on May 15th. If your name is, say, Jane or John, could you add a distinguishing mark so we don't get confused. You know the kind of thing: 'Jane in Spain' or 'John with the penis that curves to the right'. ('Oh, *that* John!' we'll all cry.) Or call yourself something improbable like Priscilla Pornhound.

And it would be ever so helpful to our statisticians if you could tell us roughly where you're coming from. Or do I mean coming roughly from? Oh, okay, we're just nosy: US? UK? Munich? Your dad's garden shed? This isn't compulsory. If you simply want to call yourself 'Friend of John with the bent dick', that's okay too. We'll still know who you are.

Good luck everyone! Now get commenting! Go on, you know you want it!

155 comments:

Anonymous said...

Me, me, me! Yes, I want it!

P.S. Any chance of anyone getting me that naughty, naked bad boy off of the Aero bubble advert too?

Portia Da Costa said...

He's not bad, him...

Chocolate or Boy?
Boy or Chocolate?

Both please!

Unknown said...

That does sound like quite the bonanza! Loved the best....scene explanation to the books. This could be fun to check that, for myself.

Have been travelling the world but am in the middle of moving back home (US).

Anonymous said...

The cover of 'Got a Minute' is doing strange things to me that should not happen to an office worker enjoying her lunch. In the UK.

Janine Ashbless said...

"The high priestess of swords, sandals and shagging"? I have a feeling Deanna might want to fight me for that title...

So ... swords at dawn or a big wrestling pit full of mud?

*snigger*

Anonymous said...

For the statisticians: Budapest, Hungary.

Lilla

Anonymous said...

Ooh, Kristina, you have some disco blue handcuffs just like me!

*checks supply cupboard*

Hang on a minute...

Anonymous said...

I don't want to spoil the fun Janine and Deanna, but how 'bout you each nominate one of your heroes to fight instead.

(I bet Janine does D&D character sheets for hers *ducks and runs*)

Nikki Magennis said...

How about we all have a mud fight, but all of us are shackled in disco blue handcuffs? We could only fight with our dirty, dirty mouths...

That's got to send the ratings up.

Eloise said...

For fisticuffs? Nah, Janine would get someone else's D&D character for fisticuffs.

Nicole said...

Sounds like a fabulous giveaway!

You've certainly piqued my interest with the info on some of those books. Oh hell, on all of them!

Anonymous said...

But I only have one pair of disco blue handcuffs!

Nikki, would it be okay to use other kinds of handcuffs? Hang on I'll go and see how many pairs I've...

Shut *up*, I only have them for *work*

Anonymous said...

By work I mean, you know, research for books and stuff. I don't want to imply I'm running my own private prison or something

Alison Tyler said...

Oooh, I want in, I want in...
Can I have Sex with Strangers?
(I've been waiting to say that for days now.)

XXX,
Alison

Sarah S.G. Frantz said...

Well, that would certainly light up my month!

Nikki Magennis said...

Tilly, you're digging yourself a big hole there. A big, dirty, muddy hole.

(good lord, please, somebody stop me...)

Anaïs Nohant said...

In deep coveting mode for the collection...Lust Bites always has the best Giveaways. Crossing my fingers!

Sommer Marsden said...

That is the sexiest picture I've seen all week. Smut books and handcuffs. Mmm.

And I'm not a friend of John with the bent dick...but I would certainly consider being his friend ;)
xoxo
Sommer

tetewa said...

A great collection of sexy stuff (I'll take them off your hands).

Anonymous said...

Huzzah, free smut!

I live in the bad, bad Midwest of the U.S.

Anonymous said...

I <3 free smut!

Kelly from TN

t'Sade said...

Oh, sounds like a lovely little set of stories and I loved the ABC books already.

Alison Tyler said...

Thanks, t'sade. :)
They're cute, aren't they?

Have just finished answering the publisher's queries on G&H. Cannot wait until these new ones come out!

Unknown said...

Awesome contest! Please enter me in the contest!

Disc said...

Let me in?! I'm writing from Washington DC, using US tax dollars to play on the web. Woo!

Shannon said...

Very cool prize. All the books sound awesome.

Count me in too.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm free dirty books...
Poor little devils, sitting in a cardboard box by the side of the rode waiting for someone to take them home.

It's heart breaking.

May said...

Enter me please!

Such a delicious giveaway!

Anonymous said...

Krissy...
You are a saucy minx. We love it!
xxx

Anonymous said...

That image certainly does leave an impression. Smut and handcuffs. Can't go wrong there:)

I'm up in Ontario Canada btw.

Alison Tyler said...

"Saucy Minx," I love it.
You can add that to your list, KL.

Oh, and pop over to my blog to read my own story about having sex with a stranger...

XXX,
Alison

Imp said...

I want a bundle of smut! :D

Anonymous said...

Oh! Me,me,me. Please? With a cherry on top...a nice blonde one. :)

Alisha Steele
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Aurora Black said...

*joins the queue*

I'd like an order of smut, please. I'm a shameless hussy. *flutters eyelashes*

Kis Lee said...

me, me, me!

Anonymous said...

Happy Crapsters, it's busy here today! Love it. I have no mud pit experience, ladies. But one time in a limo with several girls I worked with at the strip club . . . oh nevermind. I haven't got any Crisco or jello experience either. I've no idea what this has to do with our giveaway. Who started this? Oh yeah. Janine! And then NX, our mucky tart, mentioned disco blue handcuffs and mud.

God, I love you people.

A

Anonymous said...

Ooooo a chance at so sizzling beach material, I am so in!

Jo said...

Can I join the begging queue pleae? I got f-all birthday presents this year, I feel the universe could be kinder and give me a littel treat? Jo

Anonymous said...

I've never been that good with a sword. A wrestling pit full of mud, no thanks, might break a fingernail or something worse.

I think one of my heroes would be better. I'll chose Taranis from Barbarian Prize as he did pretty well in the arena! How about you Janine, is it Veraine?

Anonymous said...

What a list! I am drooling at the mere thought of getting my hands on so much smut! LOL.

So please enter Eile from New Jersey (it isn't much but its home) in your wonderful little contest.

Thanks for thinking of us!

Eile

Anonymous said...

I like a bundle of smut, please!! I enjoy reading the LB blog. I try to cruise over to it every day. Long live smut!!!

Sabrina Luna said...

Yes, I'd like a pile of good smut, pleazzzzzze! :)

Happy weekend, lustbiters!
Sabrina )O(

Unknown said...

ooh Deanna, I loved Barbarian Prize!

Can we lusties win the handcuffs without the books?
pretty please?

Unknown said...

Ooh, I want in! I would say something witty or bright, but I'm too excited by all the naughty books. I do however, think that I've met John before. It was curved to the right, yes? :)

Kristina Lloyd said...

Just dropping by to see how my lovely comp is doing - and look! - it's doing very well indeed. If we top 84 comments we'll have smashed our record from the Valentine's Day comp. And if that happens, I get to keep Tilly's disco blue handcuffs. Yes, I'm sure that's what we agreed. (Sorry, Kate.)

I still snigger when people say 'please enter me', 'I want to be entered' etc

And, hear, hear, Keith! Long live smut!

And Bamabelle - yes! John gets around, doesn't he?

Anonymous said...

This midwestern U.S. girlie could *really* use some free filthy books.

p.s.
mud pits full of writhing girls are nice...the communal shower afterward even nicer! i've actually had the pleasure of experiencing this once- but, unfortunately, no cuffs were involved...

p.p.s.
alison sent me!

femmegyrl said...

god i love smut! more specifically i love brilliant smut written by a bunch of hot and brilliant women!
i can't think of a book here that isn't a treasure... and if i win onw i own already then i have a lucy girlfriend who gets some delicious brilliant erotica as a gift!!
i've started all of my best friends erotica collections... and frankly mind is has dwindled of late... generous bood lender that i am. with sexy smut, it seems the hotter the book, the less likely it is to be returned!! anybody notice that??
anyway count me in in in!!!

Anonymous said...

Did I say you got to *keep* my handcuffs?

I'm sure I said you got to try them on?

Anonymous said...

oooh! a possible package with a plethora of porn?? count me in!!!

and what about those mr happy hat condoms? are you truly throwing some of those in too? i'd never heard of them and had to look them up. they sound like fun! and in coffee flavor even??

*beam*

Terri said...

Oh yeah I want it.

Anonymous said...

I want! I want! I want!~

Melissa (the switchiest diva around)

Anonymous said...

I agree with Kelly from TN ;)

Anonymous said...

What a coincidence -- I love being on my knees AND sex with strangers, so it didn't take too much convincing from the lovely Alison Tyler to get over here to read this topic (not that it really ever does -- this place is so much fun!). :)

And of course, how could one not practically salivate over the collection of prizes that's being offered?!

Congrats to all the winners of Scarlet's Erotic Fiction Awards, and a lovely day to all.

Xoxo,
Emerald

Lucy Felthouse said...

I downloaded a background on my phone of the Aero man!! So I already have him! But to be honest, I'm drooling more at the prospect of all those lovely books!! Me me me!! I wanna read em! They all look so sexy!

Anonymous said...

Hmm - include where we're from? Well, I've been with Dayle in England, Wales, Italy and Las Vegas. So, enter me too please!

Julie

Anonymous said...

Well, I was so busy thinking about having sex with strangers that I forgot to mention that I'm in the U.S. near Washington, DC.

Emerald

Aurora Black said...

Oops! Earlier, I was so excited to post - like an anxious sailor on shore leave - that I forgot to mention that I'm in Greece.

Anonymous said...

I forgot, too. Parkville, Maryland. Now doesn't that sound sad under "I'm in Greece"??*sigh*

Kati said...

Oooh! Dirty books! Oh wait, I mean erotic books!

Me please!

Leonore S. said...

Can a girl blogger resist?

Leonore S.

Anonymous said...

Hell, yes, I want it! *grin* (hoping over from Romance:B(u)ytheBlog--and looking forward to Monday's post!

Unknown said...

I'll happily take any of them!!LOL....They all sound great..I'm in WV..

Jennifer Y. said...

WOW! Great giveaway!

Jennifer Y. in GA

Anonymous said...

Yes! I want them all! Gifts such as these will feed my smut habit nicely. By the way, I'm from Alabama,US.

msbehaves said...

I wants it, the precious!
Mount Doom Ia

Anonymous said...

WOW what a score for one lucky winner... I hope its me! LOL

sex with a stranger... not lately but once upon a time that was true!

Karl Friedrich Gauss said...

This has got to be a record number of comments. I guess we all want to win that alluring pile of books. Well add me to the list. I'm feeling lucky this week since I won a book over at Alison's blog, so why not win more while I'm at it.

Minx Malone said...

Wow I feel like a starving animal at a buffet. All these books and I want them all. It's like a smorgasbord of smut. Anyway, I'm intrigued...

Minx Malone

Anonymous said...

Count me in on this May Madness!

Jung Ja A.
Vancouver, BC

Rachel said...

Okay, I'll bite (ha!). I have a few of these but not all and would love nothing more than to lounge in the sun and read smut!

Anonymous said...

Krissy - looks like you've been working your magic again... I love it!

Anonymous said...

Dear lust bites,

Please can you fix it for me to win the mad may pile of smut books and the handcuffs? I will need something new to turn me on once the world championship snooker is over.

Many thanks,

Bam Bam x
(Brighton)

Anonymous said...

I have manged to source a nice Aero Bubble Boy pic for Coming Attractions. (Actually I had it all along - I didn't realise he was the same guy from Sex and the City)

Also, no one wins my handcuffs!

Unknown said...

Ooh, me, me! Though I really wish you could throw in the handcuffs. Maybe find a pair in purple.

Karen in NH, USA

Alison Tyler said...

Only because I am supposed to be proofing galleys am I spending my morning surfing the internet for purple handcuffs. I'm sure they exist, but while searching, I found this site.

Tilly, have you fainted yet?

XXX,
Alison

Alison Tyler said...

P.S. My favorites are the "Burdick Chain Handcuffs" from 1903 and the Czar's Letter Handcuffs.

Why don't they ever have antiques like these on "Cash in the Attic"?

Anonymous said...

Oh, Alison, you will have to work harder than that to find handcuff links I have not seen.

Purple cuffs?

Check out these pretties

For catgorising prisoners, don't you know

Unknown said...

Wow. Thanks for putting together such a generous prize. Love this blog. And I adore Alison's blog too.

Karen (California)

sweetass said...

Oh WOW!! ME ME ME!!! I have to agree, I can't get enough of Alison's work. She always leaves me breathless, along with reading about all of the juicy selections you have to offer. This sound like a great giveaway. Count me in please!!! Nery from Chicago......

Anonymous said...

I would have dropped in and commented sooner, but I didn't have a thing to wear.

(And the drugstore was closed for the night.)

Then I saw that the necessary article was, in fact, one of the prizes.

-- Mr. Happy Hands in Pennsylvania, U.S.A.

Alison Tyler said...

Oh, Mr. Happy Hands, I sort of hope you don't win.
How will you manage to type your clever comments if you're cuffed? Or are you planning on using those pretty blue cuffs on Mrs. Happy Hands?

*Tilly, do you like how we've just assumed now that you are donating your cuffs to.. um, science?*

Anonymous said...

I'll pass on the cuffs, thanks--it's hard enough typing with these condoms on my fingers. (Maybe I shouldn't have used so much lube.)

Anonymous said...

Oooh! Pick me! (If I beg nicely?) ;)

Holly in San Diego

The Bonz said...

Ohh, pick me! Pick me! Just found your blog and instantly bookmarked it. Sounds like a fun place to hang out!

— West Coast Canadian Bonz

Anonymous said...

Sticka and stones may break my bones but WHIPS AND CHAIN do excite ME :))

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I don't know who I am. So if I'm alone in bed and enjoying myself, does that qualify as having sex with a stranger?

I do know one thing for sure: I reside in California, which--last time I checked--is in the U.S. (Alas.)

Anonymous said...

I want them...please let me have them....please, please, please....

Karen G said...

I would love to be included in the drawing. Thanks for the chance to win.

femmegyrl said...

i want it!! i want it!! so i'm commenting again, hoping to increase my odds!!!
please pick me!!
please!!!

Kristina said...

Nothing cures a broken hard like dirty stories!

Anonymous said...

This looks soooo tempting!
I wonder if I'm the only one from Australia?!
Keep up the great work lust bites.

Anonymous said...

kristina - can you tell me more about this broken hard of which you speak? glad to know that dirty stories can fix it!

*beam*

Dia said...

Thank you ladies so much for your blogs and your giveaways! You are TOO KIND to the smutfiends!

Casey

Tate said...

Hey!! I totally want in on this!

kaidi said...

I love 'dirty' books! Gimme 'em all!

from Wis

Marco Siegel-Acevedo said...

This feels very familiar.... like lining up to get into an OLU event and checking everyone else out, thinking A) these are all horny people B) I'm one of these horny people c) nice to find a place to fit in (snugly, with just enough lube).

Anonymous said...

That's an awesome prize.. This is my first visit. From Indiana.


Stacy S

Rashmi said...

97 people ahead of me - I don't have a chance!... or do I? ;-)

Pick me, pleasee, pretty please!

Anonymous said...

100 comments and kristina says she'll get extra sex!! not bad for a virginal kristina! i shall try to get you there. then you can tell us all about the extra sex you've had. will it involve exploding pods and such?

*beam*

Anonymous said...

Me! I'm going to gratuitously comment and get Kristina some sex

Anonymous said...

yea!!! KRISTINA GETS EXTRA SEX!!!

*beam*

Kristina Lloyd said...

Oh my! I believe I'm about to get deflowered.

Thanks, gals.

Alison Tyler said...

But will you choose a fruit or a vegetable?

Vincent Copsey said...

I'm sending Wraxall over with his fascinum to do the honours ;-)

Kristina Lloyd said...

Oh, Madelynne Ellis ...

You made me blush. But yeah, sod the fruit and veg.

Anonymous said...

Heck! Kristina and Madelynne are having one of their Wrauxall moments. Someone hide the butter.

Jason W. Ellis said...

Winning one of these books would provide some fun reading away from all of the literary criticism that I'm pouring over for my MA thesis!

Adrie said...

There are no words to express how desperately I need some new reading material or action! It is truly sad, but I am a sexless and bookless erotica writer. *sigh*

Shannon said...

Ooh, what an excellent idea. Count me in.

Shannon M. in Las Vegas.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I love erotica! Who doesn't, right? *grin* Please count me in too.

thanks,

o-gal

Anonymous said...

How did you know I wanted sex with strangers?! Oh, that's Sex with Strangers!- the book not just the activity...!! Ahem, yes I'd love to win Sex with Strangers and all the other rudeness too please!
Keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

Me me me me~lol
Love your website!! You rock!

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness! Count me in, please!

Lia J
hot but not bothered, for ID purposes

Anonymous said...

what fun! please count me in...

Oh, I'm a friend of Dayle's, living in VT

yaelv said...

oh, please let me win some books, you lovely piece of wonderful.

oh, and my name is Le! :)

Kammie said...

sexy fiction...that's for me! Never can have enough books to read. Can't think of anything witty to say so I'll just post my name, Kim, with a W after that.

Anonymous said...

Oooh, free books? Delicious-looking books! I love the cover of "Got a Minute", too, but I can't wait to read "Sex with Strangers". All the books sound so *good*!

Situated in PA, USA.

Unknown said...

Did someone say the winner gets handcuffed as well? Oh please, pick me, pick me, pick me! Okay, I'll try to control myself now lol.

Anonymous said...

Ooooh books!!!
Count me in :)


Nia Naughty of Nietzschean Nerds,

Neverland

Anonymous said...

That's quite the competition!

It's little ol' Landsdown from sunny New Zealand... Well, not so sunny as we're now well into winter :D

CrystalGB said...

Great giveaway. :)

Anonymous said...

Great contest. I love books with cowboys in them.

Anonymous said...

one wonders -- what might kristina get if there are 150 comments??

*beam*

Julia said...

Ohhhhh sexy bad boy...I wonder if they do foods, I know what I want to do to the boys with it *wink* LOL..

*raising hand up in the air* pick me, pick me, pick me!

Julia-Yen

Kim S. said...

Wow, a whole bucha authors I've not heard of!!? Would I ever enjoy giving these a read!! You know, test drive for everyone else!! LOL :-)

thewildtwo(Kim) *waving wildly*
in the US of A

Anonymous said...

Oh! OH! OOOHHHH pleasePLEASEPLEEEAAASSSEE

Lemme have that great big yummy prize of yours. Oh, yeah... I NEED it BAD!

BevL (QB) <-- Ohio, USA soccer Mom and really bad porn actress imitator

Anonymous said...

Definitely have my interest in a lot of the books you listed - liked the "best" explanations too.

Kara

Kristina Lloyd said...

Kiki! I think I'm going for the gang bang. Last day to enter (ahem) is Monday. Here's hoping!

Stacia said...

This is definitely May Madness! That's for sure.

SamS said...

me me me! I just broke up with my very sexy boyfriend and I could do with reminding that being single just opens up a world of new opportunity...

Anonymous said...

Gotta love free dirty books. Count me in.

Cassie

Unknown said...

Me, me, me!
:)

Anonymous said...

just one condom?

Anonymous said...

just one condom?

That's probably my fault. They go quickly when you put one on every finger.

Could be worse, though--if I were a (twelve-inch) pianist (or organist) rather than a writer, I'd be using my feet as well, and then you'd be down 20 rather than 10.

Mr. Happy Hands

Kristina Lloyd said...

Did you say onanist?

Sorry, my hearing's bad today.

Anonymous said...

Did you say onanist?

Hmm . . . I guess the stack of one-handed piano music must have given it away.

It does make things interesting for the page turner.

Anonymous said...

That sounds like a great prize! I just found this site, and I'm excited to see all of these books and writers that look right up my alley.

Anonymous said...

me, too; me, too.

What a great introduction to this site.

SusanL

Anonymous said...

Me Me Me, I'm starved of porn, my life would be so much happier with a goodly supply of Smut

Will xxx

Anonymous said...

I want some May Madness my way lol

Joy from California <333333

Anonymous said...

okay - you are at 140 and there's something about naked and rugby if you hit 150. i may just try to do it all my very own self if there aren't others to try -- i think (trying to recollect from my lovely year in spain what the time difference is from here to there) that it's still in the very weeeeeee hours of the morning where you are, so there's still time. we still have a chance to make it all happen for you.
*beam*

Anonymous said...

i *love* all the new vocabulary i'm learning. heavens, i had to look up onanist! how was THAT not a word that i'd learned?

*beam*

Anonymous said...

oh, and if you were wondering what the other word was...well, damn. i can't remember it now. cripes. it was the word you use for nightstick/billy club. shit! i'll be back when i figure it out (and kristina will be closer to her 150!)

Anonymous said...

TRUNCHEON!!!!
phew!
*beam*

Anonymous said...

::puts a lovely lime into my margarita as a few early lusties add some honey and steamed milk to their espresso::

femmegyrl said...

how do i get in on that naed rugby players thing???
american girls so rarely get to see regby players at all. . . let alone naked ones!!!
all smiles!
(yep entry #3)

Unknown said...

Okay Kiki, where is the naked rugby sign-up? :)

Nikki Magennis said...

Aw, Kiki, I'm sure Kristina is very touched that you're pulling out all the stops to make her dream come true! (Or she will be...)

Karl Friedrich Gauss said...

My gosh, 149 comments. Sorry to posting twice but in my last comment I forgot to mention I'm writing from Ontario Canada -- maybe not the most exciting locale on the planet, but our capital does have the dubious former title of "Toronto the Good".

SamS said...

I too forgot to leave my location the other day (Gloucestershire) ... and does this late addition count as 150 comments?

Kristina Lloyd said...

Yes.

*faints with excitement*

SamS said...

Hurrah! Naked rugby players here we come... you *are* going to tell us all about it afterwards, right?

(oops. got so distracted by one-handed reading that I've burnt my dinner. sigh)

Kristina Lloyd said...

If I survive, Mayweed, yes!

The comp is still open in case there are any stragglers out there who want to bring up the rear.

Official closing time is when I have my breakfast, several hours from now.

Official announcement of our 5 lucky winners is when I have my lunch.

I imagine I'll have quite an appetite tomorrow.

Mouse said...

pretty sure I missed the deadline, but- entering just the same!

xo
mouse

Kristina Lloyd said...

Mouse, you made it! If in doubt, enter. That's my advice.

This super-fab giveaway is now CLOSED!

Thanks to everyone who joined in and gushed over our smut. We love it when you do that. Our 2 lucky winners and 3 runners-up will be announced in a few hours time. Until then, keep your fingers and legs crossed.

Who knows, it could be you!