Tuesday, May 15, 2007

COMPETITION: And the winners are ...

by Kristina Lloyd
Our May Madness competition was a huge success! Amazing! The deal was: if we reached 150 comments, I'd be put in a basket and lowered into a pit of naked rugby boys. And I'm thrilled to announce that the winner is ... ME!

Thanks to everyone who entered. I really do appreciate it. It's so kind of you to take the time out from your busy schedules to ...

Sorry? You want to know who got the books? Oh, I see! That's why you're all here. I thought you wanted to watch.

OK then - briefly, because I have an appointment: a round of applause and a huge stash of signed smut to our two champions: 'Kelly from TN' and 'Melissa, the Switchiest Diva Around'!

Three lucky runners-up also win a copy of the latest Black Lace anthology Sex with Strangers and a condom (use it wisely). They are: 'Sarah SG Frantz', 'Casey' and 'A Bookworm'!

Congratulations, winners! Email us with your address, and your deliciously dirty books will be in the post, pronto. We're here: lustbitesladies AT yahoo DOT com

Commiserations to all those who missed out but, hey, don't be too downhearted. We've always got mini giveaways scattered throughout the schedule so, you know, keep it coming.

Our next whopper of a contest will be in August when, hopefully, I'll have recovered from the rugby boys. No! I mean when Black Lace releases Love on the Dark Side, the mightily exciting anthology of paranormal erotica and romance. I think this collection features stories from more Lust Biters than any of the others ... because, deep down inside, we're a spooky bunch of gals.

Many thanks to everyone who joined in the fun. It's lovely to know we've got so many smut-hungry readers out there. You make it all worthwhile.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a basket to clamber into.

Woo-hoo! Someone pass the baby oil, quick!


Stephanie said...


May said...

I think Kristina is the grand prize winner of the contest. LOLOL.

So congrats to her and all the other prize winners!

Janine Ashbless said...

Oh I like that photo at the top.

Thank-you Kristina!

Alison Tyler said...

Thank you KL for your amazing ability to keep track of all the prizes... and also for being so willing to sacrifice your virginity for our voyeuristic pleasure. (We *do* get to watch you get lowered in the basket, don't we?)

P.S. Reminds me of a button I have on my jeans jacket: "Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?" (Hope this makes sense to you Brits!)

Kate Pearce said...

Congrats everyone!
sometimes I wish I wasn't a Lusty...
but then I remember how much fun it is ;)

Nikki Magennis said...


Sorry for shouting - I read that 'handbasket' thing and wept with laughter for about a week. I keep thinking of it and giggling. Thanks for reminding me!

And Kristina, good luck with the rugger team. I'll clear up any left overs.

'Rugby is a game played by gentlemen with oddly shaped balls..'

azteclady said...

Congratulations to the winners...

*weeping with envy*


Portia Da Costa said...

Dear me... I was obliged to throw a towel over my monitor in order to avoid viewing such a naughty photograph!

Concerned of West Yorkshire

Nikki H said...

Congrats to the winners.

Kristina - I do hope you'll enjoy yourself in the scrum. Please note that we will all be expecting a deliciously, dirty update on events!

Alana said...

Winners, congratulations to you. Excellent prizes!

Kristina, thank you for managing the contest. Muchas Gracias. And yeah, I agree with Janine . . . freaking hot photo!

ALISONNNNNN!! Not yelling at you either. Just copying Nx because I agree: cool button. My fav button to wear says, "I Read Banned Books." Perhaps one day I'll write one as well. Oh, I have to get one of Susie's "Clits Up" buttons. You have one?


Janine Ashbless said...

I keep coming back down to this post to look at the arse.

I think I'm in love.

Alison Tyler said...

Hey Alana & Nikki,

My other favorite is one I bought for my artist. It's sterling silver in a flame-shape and says: "What Fresh Hell Is This?"

Love it.

kristina lloyd said...

*What fresh hell is this?*

It's Dorothy Parker again. Apparently, that's what she used to say when the phone rang. And she'd sometimes answer the phone with those words. Ah, so tempting.

Janine, yes! I'm struggling to stay away too. We're a couple of arse addicts.

Alison Tyler said...

"Arse addicts" sounds so much better than "ass addicts." Why is that?

Anonymous said...


I won...books...smut...*blushes* prizes!

Although, it's probably not as grand as being lowered into a room full of rough, rugby boys...

It's still pretty great!


Melissa (the switchdiva)