Sunday, September 23, 2007

Coming Attractions

Kristina Lloyd
Next week we’re all about violence, sex and death. The Lust Bites’ first aid kit has been buried deep in the garden, and I’ve kindly volunteered to keep our team of white-coated doctors occupied. Oh, the sacrifices I make for this blog.

With the coast clear, Madelynne Ellis kicks off the week with a parade of wounded men. ‘Look at the poor lambs!’ we will cry. ‘All broken, bruised and bloodied! Anyone seen the first aid kit? No? Oh dear. How terrible.’

On Wednesday we’ll be asking ‘Anyone seen an undertaker?’ as Janine Ashbless, fresh from looking up men’s kilts in Scotland, explores killing characters in fiction.

It’s our time of the month on Friday (please supply own blood joke), and Madeline Moore fills September’s smut slot with an excerpt from Wild Card, a novel in which lots of people die. No, scratch that. In which lots of people have lots of sex in a hotel room.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go make myself look pale and consumptive for the medical professionals. I’m taking my decoy role very seriously.



Mathilde Madden said...

Oh damn! Have I really got to be good and keep writing about werewolf sex?

This looking like my fave LB week ever.

Just Craig said...

Excellent! Lots of darkness! Sounds like my kind of week.

Mind if I put my feet up and make myself at home on LB?

I may like the darkness, but I always try to be polite and ask permission.

Janine Ashbless said...

LoL - we should have had that baptism photo for the Naughty Evangelicals week! :-D


Madeline Moore said...

Holy Flying Golden Cock! Friday I'm excerpting 'Wild Card' on Lust Bites.
Now I'll have to thumb through my copy of 'Wild Card' and pick a sex scene or two. A smut writer's work is never done...

Ally said...

Oh Madeline,

The limo ride, any part of chapter 14, page 198 is hot, page 207 is delightful too... or... Oh hell, have fun choosing. LMAO

Alison Tyler said...

Oh, you poor dear. Let me look in my medical kit for something to revive you!