Saturday, September 15, 2007

Coming Attractions

Kristina Lloyd

I am very excited by next week. Mathilde Madden and I will be getting up to no good. 'So what’s new?' you might ask. Well, this time we’ll be bringing you the results.

Before we do, Kate Pearce will be here on Monday revealing the unseen side of Lust Bites. All writers suffer the agonies of humiliation (or is that just my sex life?), so brace yourselves for our tearful tales of manuscripts that missed, ideas our editors mocked and rejections to make you squirm.

On Wednesday, Deanna Ashford dishes up a hefty helping of fag haggery by crushing on sexy gay men. And on Friday, I get even more excited than I already am at the prospect of so many queer pics. Because that's the day we’ll be showing you exactly what happens when you combine me, Mat, a camera and a massive, rock-hard cock.

Gosh, maybe I should check the archives to make sure we haven’t done a post like this before. Nope, looks like a world-first.

Kristina x
Proud owner of a pre-publication copy of The Silver Collar

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

For the life of me I cannot decipher the last word on that adorable arse. What does he ♥?

Mathilde Madden said...

I'm going to guess it says

I <3 Porn.

Now how do you make that proper little heart shape in your comment?

Alison Tyler said...

After that picture, I have no words.
Clearly, I lied. I have seven words.
Um, 14.

Seriously. What's going on this week? All-male gang bang 24/7?

I would try for an Oliva— "They put the bang in gang bang" — but I think I'm lacking her special poetic flair.

XXX,
AT

Stacy S said...

Damn, I like that picture. There's something about m/m that I like.

Madeline Moore said...

Ho hum, just another rock hard week at Lust Bites. Seriously, I can't wait!

Gwen Masters said...

That picture is the perfect way to start the weekend.

kiki said...

I like the label "rock hard cock" or was it "MASSIVE rock hard cock?"
heh heh
*beam*

Kate Pearce said...

how come this week I'm the warm up act for the star titilators who gets booed off the stage?? No one is going to be interested in my post-even me :)

Loved that picture btw, altho I had a claustrophobic moment when I thought it was a real man in a box.

Jeremy Edwards said...

For what it's worth, Kate, you will have my undivided attention this week. I already have the Beatles' "Do You Want to Know a Secret" cued up on the stereo.

oo-wah-oo

Jeremy Edwards said...

P.S. Not that I want to see you suffer humiliation. But I'm guessing you're at the "Now I can look back and laugh" stage.

Kate Pearce said...

oh, I'm laughing all right :)

Ally said...

Sounds like a great week.

I can't wait to see what you've got planned for us Kate. I've been discussing this topic lately with a lot of people.

The rest of the week sounds like I'm going to be going straight back to bed after I have my morning cuppa joe and my Lust Bites fix.

mina murray said...

Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Is it too postmodern of me to say how much I love the meta-ness of this pic?

kristina lloyd said...

Mina, I think we’ll have even more meta on Friday. Although, Kate, Friday could be more meat raffle than star turn. Or is that Wednesday? Who knows? Let’s call it a week-long cabaret of cock and shame. Roll up, roll up! Get your tickets from the one-eyed Armenian dwarf lurking in the back alley.

And hey, Tilly – I ♥ you!

Mathilde Madden said...

Hmm, I wonder if you can just cut and paste it from someone else...



Ooh....

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Sorry for spamishness

Jeremy Edwards said...

Tilly, how far are you from ♥fordshire?

Kate Pearce said...

I used to live in ♥fordshire!