Sunday, September 2, 2007

Coming Attractions

Okay, I am late. I have a good excuse. I have been up all night! Just like one of the kids! Last night I went up to exciting London where I was nominated for Writer of the Year at The Erotic Awards, for my ground breakingly exciting, disability porn, smut fest, Equal Opportunities.

And I won!

I won a huge golden cock on a plinth! I'd like to thank everyone associated with The Erotic Awards and everyone who has supported Equal Opportunities to make such a strange little book about a strange little subject a huger success than I would ever have thought.


I'm out of my wheelchair and crawling for her. A weird fucked-up creature dragging itself across the carpet. And, god, I really shouldn't like this so much. It's every kind of objectification. But sparks of arousal are flying all over my body. I can scarcely tell which parts of me are which. I want to scream at her for her to take me. Use me. Make me into a mere thing. I want her to stride across the floor to me and fuck me. Force herself inside me. Own me.

But I don't. I don't because even in my own zoned-out state I can tell she's lost in her own rapture. She wouldn't even hear me. 'Tell me why you're doing that,' she says, as she stares at me crawling, squirming on the floor, her voice so ragged it's barely recognisable.

'For you.'

'No, no, tell me why you have to move like that.'

I change my path and start to drag myself towards her, meeting her eyes from way down on the floor. 'Because I can't get up.'


Next week we have Deanna Ashford talking about her latest epic Templar Prize. Then on Wednesday Gwen Masters is here with her white coat on to talk sexy injuries. Friday means randy little Alison Tyler talking with erotic artist Eliza Castle. And possibly, at some point, photos of me with my giant golden cock.

Did I mention that it has wings?

Mathilde Madden
Award winning - no, really.


Kate Pearce said...

As you know, I love this book for many reasons and I'm not surprised you won at all1 enjoy your golden cock!

Smut Girl said...

Congrats! That is a hell of a trophy to display. Do we get to see it? Will you post a pic? If I beg? Would love to see a golden cock on a plinth (what is a plinth? is that like a...base? ;)

Mathilde Madden said...

Thank you. It is a strange trophy. I have already showed it to my mum.

Madelynne Ellis said...

WOO HOO! I hope it being proudly displayed on your mantlepiece! Congrats.

Janine Ashbless said...

Wow! Congratulations Mathilde!

Show us your golden cock!

Alison Tyler said...

Show us your golden cock!

T-shirt of the day... also sounds like the punchline to a naughty fairy tale, doesn't it?



TeresaNoelleRoberts said...

Whee! Congrats.

It's an excellent and highly unusual book--thought-provoking as well as hot and fun to read--and I'm glad it won.

Nikki H said...

Congratulations!! Now we're all gonna want one...

Portia Da Costa said...

Well done, Mat! :)

kristina lloyd said...

Huge official bloggery congratulations!

It's an amazing acheivment. And it was an amazing night. I'm still clapping. Seeing you go up on stage and make a witty little acceptance speech is something I'll remember for a long, long time.

Well done, you! And thank you for letting me play with your big, sparkly cock.

Mathilde Madden said...

Thanks everyone.

Are you sure I made a witty speech? Are you sure you weren't blinded by the golden cock?

kristina lloyd said...

Well, I might have been a bit cock-blind but I do recall you saying lots of people helped with EO and you'd like to thank them all without having to remember their names.

That was funny. It was all so lovely. Can we go again next year when I've caught up on my sleep?

Just Craig said...

Congratulations, Mat! A few years back I saw a feature on a British awards show that featured a giant golden cock statue on HBO's series "Real Sex Xtra." They had awards for some movies, poetry and etc featured in the program. I'm pretty sure it was the inaugural year of the award, and this must have been in the 1990's.

Anyway, not only are you award winning, but winner of a world renowned award, at least among a certain element.

I being part of that element.

Madeline Moore said...

Congratulations, Mathilde Madden! Award-winning, gold-cock owning author. Sounds good, doesn't it. Just roooolls off the tongue.

Shanna Germain said...

Cheers! Cheers!

I'm so excited for you! And, yes, I'll get down on my hands and knees with the rest of the, beg to see that trophy of yours!

:) s.

jothemama said...

Woo! Winner of of a golden cock! I wonder whose it was...?


Ally said...

So sorry I'm late, was gone on holiday.


That is so frigging awesome to hear. I loved the book. I'm sure you'll love your trophy. I want one just to play with, me liking sparkies and all. Can I take your golden cock for a spin?

Anyhoo well done. An award winning author. So proud of our Tilly... with the golden cock.

I can't stop saying it... Golden cock, golden cock, it just sounds so golden and cocky.

t'Sade said...

I want to see this giant cock, but it sounds like fun!

Melissa Heywood said...

Congratulations Mathilde. Can't wait to see your golden cock ;-P