Sunday, April 20, 2008

Coming Attractions

by Janine Ashbless

It's a lovely sunny day and I'm lying in a field watching half-naked young men running around...

No, sadly, that's not true. It's just one of those dreams you have when it's nearly the end of April and you're wondering why it's still cold and grey out there. Luckily here on Lust Bites we have some things to keep you toasty warm...

On Monday Olivia Knight will be thinking about cocks. Not that she doesn't do that just about all the time, you understand, but she will be considering how we write about them, what synonyms we use, and the phrase we should never use unless we want to be laughed out of the Writers' Club: his throbbing member.

On Crush Wednesday I shall be here to share my enthusiasm for the male stars of Bollywood films, and give you some idea of who to look out for.

And on Friday Portia Da Costa will have a hot excerpt from her re-issued classic novel, Gemini Heat.

Is it just me or is it warm in here?

(who has just been told she is allowed to write a minotaur porn story and is thus insufferable. More so than normal, even.)

Winners! Winners! Winners ! And a new competition!

The winner of the Big Book of Filth (sex slang quiz comp) is Nikki Magennis.

The winner of a Kate Pearce book (love letters comp) is Tess.

Congratulations! The address to send your postal details to is lustbitesladies[at]yahoo[dot]com

The winner of Portia Da Costa's RETURN TO GOTHICWORLD draw is: Kaisquared.
The winner of her ANCIENT AND MODERN draw is:Kissa Starling.
Portia has decided to give *both* winners a copy of both Gemini Heat and Gothic Heat.
She's still waiting to hear from the winner of the BOUND BRITS draw:R F Long, and from the winner of her FIRST ANNIVERSARY SCAVENGER HUNT prize: Jeanette.
People who've won a Portia prize should email her at: portiadacosta[at]gmail[dot]com

And as a bonus: the first smartypants who can name here the film from which the photo above comes wins a copy of Insatiable by Valerie Tasso - but to be honest I think my book is safe! Closing date Tuesday night (which should give you some clue).


Nikki Magennis said...

Wooooooah! I won a book! Thanks so much! x

And I have no idea who the boys are, Janine, but they look lovely.

Janine Ashbless said...

We'll never tempt you back as a Lustie, will we, now that you're winning prizes? Pah!

kristina lloyd said...

Gosh, that's a seriously nice picture. (*Right clicks*)

Congrats on the minotaur and on corrupting our editor. By a strange and spooky coincidence, last week on my blog I managed to upload pics of 200 half-naked men and a minotaur for Janine!

Remember the time Mathilde and I tried to do this here to celebrate Lust Bites' 200th post? And how we nearly broke the blog? Well, at last, in all its hot, hard, muscular glory, it's the one the world's been waiting for, the post we thought was a dream too far: yes, it's 200 semi-nekkids and a minotaur!

Please go stroke it. And I'm sorry if anything melts.

limecello said...

Congratulations to the winners! Sounds like a great week coming up ... and I have no idea :X your "hint" confused me :P

Janine Ashbless said...

Wahay! Oh Kristina! Not only a beautiful beautiful collection of eyecake(I shall keep going back to it) but you thought of me! I am truly touched.

Sweet Samantha said...

I have no idea what movie it is, but in terms of the hint: Tuesday is Earth day?

Does that tick anything off in your heads?

Janine Ashbless said...

Nah ...
Wednesday I'm doing a post on Bollywood in which the answer will be revealed. So it's an Indian film.

Sweet Samantha said...



Janine Ashbless said...

Bloody hell! You win, Sweet Samantha!

Send your postal details to janineashbless[at]fsmail[dot]net

to claim your book!