Crush Wednesday: Men in Uniform - Top Ten

By Mathilde Madden
I was going to say, that at this time of year, we think about all the uniformed men who work tirelessly even through the bitterest cold while we’re kicking back with the sherry and the fairy lights. But who am I fooling, it’s just an excuse for a parade of hotness.

10. Canadian Mountie
When I asked my fellow lusties to suggest their favourite uniforms, Dayle A Dermatis offered this one. He’s not showing much flesh and the hat’s a little goofy, but I have to admit there is something about a man with a great big beast between his legs.





9. Butler
You rang, ma’am.







8.Footballer
Or soccer, if you prefer. I know what I prefer and it’s the shorts riding up over those muscular legs. (I can’t believe this picture is over ten years old – I still love you Eric!)





7. Man of the cloth
Monk, priest, crazy evangelist. Oh, and personally I do like a nice angel. (I know that veers a little off the path of what is technically a ‘uniform’ but it is Christmas.)





6. Superhero
The lycra! The angst! The lycra again. Too much to love







5. Naval
Love lifts us up where we belong! Also, all the nice girls love a sailor. Deanna Ashford mentioned the naval uniformed Chippendales - is Tom of Finland near enough?


4. Policeman
They uphold the law, they carry handcuffs, they offer to take down your particulars... what more is there to ask?



3. Vintage Military
So many people hollered ‘Sharpe!’ at me, when I asked about uniforms.







2. Firefighter
Rawr! It's getting hot in here.








1. Military
Ah, now, I know we’ve had naval and vintage, but my number one is, of course, your basic squaddie brute. Oh, lovely.






So, did I get them in the right order?

Mat Madden x
All present and correct, sah!

PS Here's one uniformed man (hang on - where is his uniform?) that deserves an honourable mention - search him out with the Lust Bites Scavenger Hunt - still running until 5th Jan 2008