Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Normal service resumes shortly

Madonna's not here yet - but he is. A Beautiful Stranger. Tied up. Armpits exposed. And in three more seconds, those trousers are probably going to slip.

P.S. Tilly - isn't this the photo taken of Alfie that night in The Silver Collar?
















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  1. Ha, the temptation to peel back the flap of his trousers is just way too much. Needless to say, I'm not looking at his armpits.

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  2. It's amazing, the way his nipples follow you around the room...

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  3. Okay - how did you get that photo?

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  4. Phwoar!

    Sod his armpits. Look at his chest! And stomach! And, er, lower...

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  5. On a practical note, I'm concerned that his right hand is not properly secured. What if he broke free?

    Okay, I've thought about that. Now I'm going to have a little lie-down on the chaise-longue and fan myself.

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  6. Okay - how did you get that photo?

    I have a supernatural ability to climb inside other people's novels. I use my powers to filch memorabilia and flog it off for personal gain.

    If anyone's interested, I have a couple of other items for sale - a small puppet, a leather belt, some aeroplane boarding passes, a deck of cards...

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  7. Wow, did you see how big that tumbleweed was?

    Hello?

    Helloo-o-o

    And somewhere in the distance, a dog barked.

    Man, it's quiet in here. Reminds me of a nightmare I once had: “Now all his little friends are dead. But for some reason, whatever killed them has never come for him.”

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  8. Wow. I think I should have been on something before watching that. To buffer my poor braincells.

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  9. PS Olivia - given your supernatural ability, could you fetch me a dragon?

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  10. I have a goblin, if you'd prefer one of those!

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  11. Erm...ummm...

    Sorry - all coherent thought has left the building....

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  12. Hey, how did you know I had him on my desktop...

    I also think I have him somewhere on each webpage profile I have out there. I just wanna lick him everywhere... make him beg.
    *Blush*

    LOL... my word verification today...

    eamoe

    Hmmm...

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