tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post7582980256039793315..comments2024-02-07T15:31:14.706+00:00Comments on Lust Bites: Warning: Use Caution When Swinging from ChandelierMadeline Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16485601071092171174noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-79494614725203833102007-09-06T10:22:00.000+01:002007-09-06T10:22:00.000+01:00Which makes me think of..."I like bouncingBoing bo...Which makes me think of...<BR/><BR/>"I like bouncing<BR/>Boing boing boing<BR/>Up and down until I get<BR/>A pain in my groin."<BR/><BR/>(Not the Nine O'clock News)Janine Ashblesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00840188081214225153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-10050446510285869672007-09-06T08:23:00.000+01:002007-09-06T08:23:00.000+01:00One of my friends was bouncing enthusiastically on...One of my friends was bouncing enthusiastically on top when suddenly they mis-timed their thrusts. She shot off the bed, across the room, and landed with a thump in the corner. Her bemused lover sits up, sees she's sprawled on the other side of the room, and says "What the fuck are you doing over there?"<BR/>The same enthusiastic friend, on a different occasion, wanted to kiss her other half Megan Kerrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03702395970450200829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-14110936220350575912007-09-06T04:51:00.000+01:002007-09-06T04:51:00.000+01:00Wow, I think I've gotten off easy... But for all o...Wow, I think I've gotten off easy... But for all of the walking wounded, <A HREF="http://youtube.com/watch?v=rdPLZWatcbA&mode=related&search=" REL="nofollow">here</A> is something to heal the pain.<BR/><BR/>XXX,<BR/>ATAlison Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13587155568248573683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-22603012006404434782007-09-06T04:07:00.000+01:002007-09-06T04:07:00.000+01:00Thanks for all the great comments! I really enjoye...Thanks for all the great comments! I really enjoyed reading the stories of sex gone berserk. -grin-Angelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09264434714946444333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-25692688177156455352007-09-06T01:23:00.000+01:002007-09-06T01:23:00.000+01:00Hehe, I realized after I posted that I had left th...Hehe, I realized after I posted that I had left that part out (such a man I am), she made out fairly ok, small headache...no bumps or bruises.K.Sozehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02490770642221349203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-69011583856433889062007-09-06T00:00:00.000+01:002007-09-06T00:00:00.000+01:00I fear I have little, except for scratches on the ...I fear I have little, except for scratches on the back, an occasional bump on the head (nothing like Jack's !) and charley horses from "advanced study" positions, to offer.<BR/><BR/>But I loved the post, Gwen, and enjoyed reading of the others who saw fit to show off their "battle" scars.<BR/><BR/>Great stuff.Craig Sorensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08101869420537661374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-1875484725910469852007-09-05T22:09:00.000+01:002007-09-05T22:09:00.000+01:00This is brilliant. Laughed till I cried (which is ...This is brilliant. Laughed till I cried (which is really mean of me, I guess...) Thanks, Gwen!Janine Ashblesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00840188081214225153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-32375782362093960062007-09-05T20:51:00.000+01:002007-09-05T20:51:00.000+01:00Mosquito bites! That might actually be worse than ...Mosquito bites! That might actually be worse than my bout with poison ivy.Angelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09264434714946444333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-24148157124374652982007-09-05T20:24:00.000+01:002007-09-05T20:24:00.000+01:00LMAO Jack,That's priceless.The only real injuries ...LMAO Jack,<BR/>That's priceless.<BR/>The only real injuries I can think of other than pride and yes, rug burns on ass, knees elbows etc...<BR/><BR/>Many years ago (many) when my kids were small and my husband and I went looking for an escape. About all we could afford at the time was a babysitter. So off we went to a nearby farmers field, with a blanket and a bottle of wine. Souther Ontario Allyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17322315643492339741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-75540421987001244552007-09-05T18:07:00.000+01:002007-09-05T18:07:00.000+01:00Gwen,We treat the fold out bed in our TV room as t...Gwen,<BR/><BR/>We treat the fold out bed in our TV room as the special place to celebrate our anniversary. I can tell you after 10 years of work, that bed will never swallow you. Break, yes. Swallow, no. :) Well, there was swallowing, but a different kind.t'Sadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01708681580853057497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-36272045971511113732007-09-05T18:03:00.000+01:002007-09-05T18:03:00.000+01:00Love the post, Gwen. I've been trying to remember...Love the post, Gwen. I've been trying to remember a sex-related injury in my past and just cannot come up with one. Well, I guess there's the almost dislocated jaw...and the time we did, in fact, set the curtains on fire from the candles on a wicker stool...and of course there've been many, many 'morning afters', similar to the one you so beautifully describe in your post. Oh and I once, as Madeline Moorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16485601071092171174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-45595981810095508622007-09-05T17:26:00.000+01:002007-09-05T17:26:00.000+01:00Actually there are some hazards in an English coun...Actually there are some hazards in an English country garden, or in my case, Epping Forest, (love playground of us Essex folk). Big Bugs that bite your bare bum so that you can't sit down for a week and splinters from the bark!! <BR/><BR/>great post Gwen.<BR/><BR/>My favorite story abouts lovers and the ER is about a friend of mine who was watching TV with her boyfriend-he had his head in her lapKate Pearcehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04079485861541059016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-7811144232506500412007-09-05T16:14:00.000+01:002007-09-05T16:14:00.000+01:00Ever made love on a spinning merry-go-round? It's ...Ever made love on a spinning merry-go-round? It's hard to make things fit where they are supposed to fit, but the real hazard is when you stand up, post-orgasm, your body humming and your head spinning...falling down is part of the fun. <BR/><BR/>You don't have to ask me how I know this. <BR/><BR/>Oh, Anne! Spanking fetish! The best spanking toys come from the kitchen. Spatulas, strainers, or bigAngelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09264434714946444333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-70446200911790974482007-09-05T16:13:00.000+01:002007-09-05T16:13:00.000+01:00And I thought I was bad about accidents in bed! Se...And I thought I was bad about accidents in bed! Seems some of you deserve awards for survival during bedroom romps. <BR/><BR/>Jack Thomas...how did your lover come through the whole ordeal? You said her face slammed into the wall and then she fell...<BR/><BR/>Ouch, indeed! <BR/><BR/>t'sade...I've always been scared of fold-out couches. I have no basis for it other than a childhood fear that it Angelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09264434714946444333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-16260588605201375322007-09-05T15:38:00.000+01:002007-09-05T15:38:00.000+01:00I remember making out on the fold-out bed of our c...I remember making out on the fold-out bed of our couch in the living room. Right in the middle of proper thrusting, the entire back end collapsed and we ended up finishing up half on the floor half on the bed. Cost us a couple hundred to get it fixed (the metal bent) but it was worth it. :)t'Sadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01708681580853057497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-44662055858383133622007-09-05T15:19:00.000+01:002007-09-05T15:19:00.000+01:00Hey all, had to chime into this one with a male PO...Hey all, had to chime into this one with a male POV.<BR/><BR/>So, back in my younger years I thought it'd be cool to take down my closet doors and put the head of my waterbed (Red satin sheets and all) into the closet, with the rest coming out into the room.<BR/><BR/>As you've probably already thought, yes...I left the bar that stretched across the closet. And yes, when I was lying down and she K.Sozehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02490770642221349203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-33804841070067955392007-09-05T14:46:00.000+01:002007-09-05T14:46:00.000+01:00Make sure the branch your swing is hanging from is...Make sure the branch your swing is hanging from is strong enough to support all that thrusting too. Butt bone hitting the hard ground from a few feet in the air isn't pleasant. Ouch. I love the outdoors.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-30413972693395782862007-09-05T14:20:00.000+01:002007-09-05T14:20:00.000+01:00It was the most beautiful place, secluded and quie...<I>It was the most beautiful place, secluded and quiet, a soft carpet of green underneath a sweet-smelling tree. The moonlight had streamed through those leaves and turned his skin golden, almost making him glow.</I><BR/><BR/>I love the scent of magnolia . . . the spiciness of the leaves, combined with that heavenly, lushly sweet, lemony fragrance of the flowers. <BR/><BR/>Hey, I'd take full-bodyAnne Tourneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01069906622556623080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-53867328706197553422007-09-05T12:51:00.000+01:002007-09-05T12:51:00.000+01:00I love the stories! I left out the one about my ex...I love the stories! <BR/><BR/>I left out the one about my ex-husband and the possessive cat, who had finally had enough of listening to us in bed and leapt from the high dresser onto his bare back. It was not pretty. <BR/><BR/>I teased him for years about the scars on his back that he got from <I>someone else</I> while he was in bed with me. -grin-Angelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09264434714946444333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-3821671898972500552007-09-05T12:46:00.000+01:002007-09-05T12:46:00.000+01:00I find that as one gets older one has to be carefu...<I>I find that as one gets older one has to be careful of one's back when giving blowjobs... </I><BR/><BR/>Definitely. Certain positions let me know I'm definitely not eighteen anymore. -sigh-Angelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09264434714946444333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-69396248110379736432007-09-05T11:23:00.000+01:002007-09-05T11:23:00.000+01:00Really entertaining post, Gwen. The story about th...Really entertaining post, Gwen. The story about the poison ivy was amusing. Fortunately we don't have it here in the UK (as far as I know) so it would be quite safe to have sex here in a secluded garden.You are welcome to use mine anytime.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, judging by our current summer, you'd probably freeze your butt off at the same time.Deannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04548662082386213587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-67455299956832654332007-09-05T09:35:00.000+01:002007-09-05T09:35:00.000+01:00Two of my favourite injury-moments:* Watching my l...Two of my favourite injury-moments:<BR/>* Watching my lover repeatedly headbutt the brick wall, after he'd made the pleasure-pain calculation and decided it was better to keep thrusting, even though he was smashing his skull<BR/>* Waking up to find the white linen finely spattered with blood. I immediately assume it's mine and is distasteful, and feel mortified - then I see the long gash of Megan Kerrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03702395970450200829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-11723193663411897002007-09-05T09:28:00.000+01:002007-09-05T09:28:00.000+01:00Great stuff, Gwen! Both entertaining and cautionar...Great stuff, Gwen! Both entertaining and cautionary... love it. :)Portia Da Costahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03145185188242876124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-138179491117235972007-09-05T09:15:00.000+01:002007-09-05T09:15:00.000+01:00I find that as one gets older one has to be carefu...I find that as one gets older one has to be careful of one's back when giving blowjobs...Janine Ashblesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00840188081214225153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-72978542520317268972007-09-05T07:25:00.000+01:002007-09-05T07:25:00.000+01:00That was great Gwen.There are dozens of stories ab...That was great Gwen.<BR/><BR/><I>There are dozens of stories about the leg cramp that made her hop out of bed while howling at the top of her lungs</I><BR/><BR/>I hate charlie horses and get them in my left thigh all the time. Instead of screaming from an orgasm and he's goin "It was that good eh?" "No I'm screaming because my muscle is about to snap!"<BR/><BR/>My horror story was when I was Allyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17322315643492339741noreply@blogger.com