tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post5476726513337867882..comments2024-02-07T15:31:14.706+00:00Comments on Lust Bites: Oh no, not another one of those scenes...Madeline Moorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16485601071092171174noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-4996668783455858132007-02-23T16:51:00.000+00:002007-02-23T16:51:00.000+00:00Fiddly Flower Petals! That was it!I think I was qu...Fiddly Flower Petals! That was it!<BR/><BR/>I think I was quite close though.Kristina Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01260838019243820610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-452599161910913682007-02-22T17:42:00.000+00:002007-02-22T17:42:00.000+00:00Captain Pugwash is a kids TV cartoon. He was a pir...Captain Pugwash is a kids TV cartoon. He was a pirate who wasn't very clever.<BR/>The original aired back in the old days when I was young-there is, I believe a new smarmier version but it's not as amusing-or maybe I've grown up!<BR/><BR/>There was a cabin boy but I'm not sure what his name was-Seaman Stains-definitely urban mythKate Pearcehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16093325179155794600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-53446304890859390552007-02-22T17:33:00.000+00:002007-02-22T17:33:00.000+00:00Was it Fifi and the Flowerots and Fifi's favourite...Was it Fifi and the Flowerots and Fifi's favourite faux-swear which is 'Fiddly Flower Petals'. How rude is that! That is ruder than real swearing.<BR/><BR/>Fifi and the Flowertots is a strange show in which all the women are roughly normal (the flowertots) but every male character is half-wasp or half-bee or half-slug or something. It is like a disturbing vision of a chromosome-malfunctioning Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-37713676995717920892007-02-22T07:56:00.000+00:002007-02-22T07:56:00.000+00:00And another urban myth (I think) about Captain Pug...And another urban myth (I think) about Captain Pugwash: wasn't there a character called Seaman Staines? And another called Roger the Cabin Boy?<BR/><BR/>Tilly, you talked a while ago on your blog about a contemp kids TV prog with a vaguely rude subtext - and a character called something like Pretty Little Cunt Lips. Except it wasn't <I>quite</I> that. What was it?Kristina Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01260838019243820610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-85938997725484721752007-02-21T22:56:00.000+00:002007-02-21T22:56:00.000+00:00Oh, you lie Teresa... Or maybe you're just too mod...Oh, you lie Teresa... Or maybe you're just too modest. Because the three flash-fiction pieces of yours that I took for "Got a Minute?" are all delicious, sexy, and under 1500 words...Alison Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13587155568248573683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-4427163411771610272007-02-21T22:34:00.000+00:002007-02-21T22:34:00.000+00:00Do I need to Google "Captain Pugwash"? (Because my...Do I need to Google "Captain Pugwash"? (Because my other half is a humane officer, I'm imagining a dog groomer superhero, probably a very gay one.)<BR/><BR/>And said other half is cringing at "combine harvester fetish."<BR/><BR/>But seriously...I find it much easier to put sex in context in a novel, where there are a lot of things going on that might lead in to the next sex scene (besides simple TeresaNoelleRobertshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08542291750786128688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-6383674008117753942007-02-21T19:12:00.000+00:002007-02-21T19:12:00.000+00:00Didn't Captain Pugwash have a character in it call...Didn't Captain Pugwash have a character in it called Master Bates or is that urban myth?<BR/><BR/>I don't keep lists of what happens sexually in my books, stuff just happens-a lot. I never have a problem finding different ways to describe 2 people having sex because every character brings their own personality to each encounter and every character can be different in every situation.<BR/><BR/>Kate Pearcehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16093325179155794600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-34672140148608932022007-02-21T18:15:00.000+00:002007-02-21T18:15:00.000+00:00TT - Tit torture, but Titty Twister will do just f...TT - Tit torture, but Titty Twister will do just fine.<BR/>AP - Age Play<BR/>CP - I suppose should be Corporal punishment, but i meant it as costume play, or, cosplay<BR/>Captain Pugwash sounds filthy, something that belongs in a Nexus book, with one of those little roadsign backgrounds so no readers are treated to Captain Pugwash when they were just looking for a little cosplay.<BR/>Gee, I sure Madeline Moorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16485601071092171174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-20729980668858339072007-02-21T18:05:00.000+00:002007-02-21T18:05:00.000+00:00Heh. I love these games. TT - Titty TwisterAP - An...Heh. I love these games. <BR/><BR/>TT - Titty Twister<BR/>AP - Anal Punishment<BR/>CP - Captain Pugwash<BR/><BR/>How'd I do?Nikki Magennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07085757122187578766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-15997101733987415212007-02-21T17:59:00.000+00:002007-02-21T17:59:00.000+00:00Nooooo. You've lost me again!I know BJ, but TT? AP...Nooooo. You've lost me again!<BR/>I know BJ, but TT? AP? CP?<BR/>Please... don't tease us...<BR/><BR/>I love the concept of all this, and now feel like writing a "Cracking the Code" type story. I know my "V" would be a "P" for Pussy or a "C" for cunt. "M" would probably be "JO" for Jerking Off -- now 'fess up to the others, please...Alison Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13587155568248573683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-56840667911080360972007-02-21T17:48:00.000+00:002007-02-21T17:48:00.000+00:00Yes, V for vaginal, M for masturbation. Then ther...Yes, V for vaginal, M for masturbation. Then there's the two letter designations - BJ, TT, AP, CP,...it goes on and on.<BR/>Felix, a veritable Encyclopedia of word origins,recently answered a question i've had for a long time.<BR/>Why is a blow job called a blow job when there's little, if any, actual 'blowing' involved? He tells me it's a corruption of 'below'. Just thought you might like to Madeline Moorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16485601071092171174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-11113554544981146412007-02-21T17:41:00.000+00:002007-02-21T17:41:00.000+00:00Wow, is all I can say. Keeping a code is so much m...Wow, is all I can say. Keeping a code is so much more organized than I could ever be. I posted a page of notes from one of my novels way back in July. I will now attempt to <A HREF="http://alisontyler.blogspot.com/2006_07_01_archive.html" REL="nofollow">link</A> to it.<BR/><BR/>At the end of my novels, I have pages and pages of notes like this. Wish I could be a more code conscious writer!!Alison Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13587155568248573683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-80636974515671113872007-02-21T17:22:00.000+00:002007-02-21T17:22:00.000+00:00Surely, V is for Vampire Sex.Don't the Nexus books...Surely, V is for Vampire Sex.<BR/><BR/>Don't the Nexus books have little codes on their spines? They look like weeny road signs and they mean stuff like 'bondage' and 'femdom' and 'combine harverster fetish'. Have a look next time you're in a book shop. There is something very cutesy about themAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-75197065012344437182007-02-21T17:08:00.000+00:002007-02-21T17:08:00.000+00:00Combine harvester orgasms. I love it. And Alison! ...Combine harvester orgasms. I love it. <BR/><BR/>And Alison! It's so obvious! V for Vertical and M for Missionary. <BR/><BR/>(Um, possibly Vaginal and Masturbation, on the other hand.)Nikki Magennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07085757122187578766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-22768247512368583782007-02-21T17:04:00.000+00:002007-02-21T17:04:00.000+00:00I'm guessing at Vaginal and Masturbation.Madelynne...I'm guessing at Vaginal and Masturbation.<BR/><BR/>MadelynneVincent Copseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15233265999577106740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-83960946047055009892007-02-21T17:01:00.000+00:002007-02-21T17:01:00.000+00:00Help, Madeline! I'm lame... Crack your code for me...Help, Madeline! I'm lame... Crack your code for me:<BR/><BR/>O - 3, A - 2, V - 2, M - 1.<BR/><BR/>Oral.<BR/>Anal.<BR/>V?<BR/>M?Alison Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13587155568248573683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-23250011264486436392007-02-21T16:50:00.000+00:002007-02-21T16:50:00.000+00:00Ah, the big O. My other half who edits for me left...Ah, the big O. My other half who edits for me left a note on my desktop one time on just that subject. He was observing that female orgasms always seem to involve elemental metaphors, while he reckons male ones are linked to technology/machinery.<BR/><BR/>Hence is proposed list of descriptives...(grin)<BR/><BR/>Female:<BR/>"Her orgasm hit like a blizzard, then gradually settled like snow"<BR/>"Vincent Copseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15233265999577106740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-86291074655890773692007-02-21T16:28:00.000+00:002007-02-21T16:28:00.000+00:00Ways to describe orgasm - that drives me bats.Whic...Ways to describe orgasm - that drives me bats.<BR/><BR/>Which maybe why, in were-book, hardly anyone gets to that point. Almost every sex scene ends instead with someone else rushing in with a gun.<BR/><BR/>Silver bullets, naturally.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-64123213764580110222007-02-21T16:03:00.000+00:002007-02-21T16:03:00.000+00:00'Oh for another orifice at the end of the day,'sai...'Oh for another orifice at the end of the day,'said my sig oth, Felix Baron. He'd been working on a novel for Nexus, but now he was hovering around me and my computer.<BR/>I understood his dilemma. Like Felix, I make notes as I write my erotica, notes that look something like this: O - 3, A - 2, V - 2, M - 1... It's just a quick reference to keep me from overloading the novel with too much O Madeline Moorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16485601071092171174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-27599490090274306502007-02-21T13:35:00.000+00:002007-02-21T13:35:00.000+00:00I may have told this one before... but a publisher...I may have told this one before... but a publisher I worked for once put out a book with the words INSERT SEX SCENE HERE (all in caps, just like that). The author had clearly felt another scene was needed, but did not feel up to writing it. The note slipped through editing and wound up in print.<BR/><BR/>Thank god it wasn't one of my books!<BR/><BR/>Truly, I see sex everywhere I go. And I tend toAlison Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13587155568248573683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-69476842974002610542007-02-21T12:36:00.000+00:002007-02-21T12:36:00.000+00:00I think I take more Dayle/Dale's approach with thi...I think I take more Dayle/Dale's approach with this one... To me, erotica is a story with the sex left in. In most of my mainstream fiction, I'm at pains to leave it out or at least tame it down a little, so being allowed to just go ahead and describe it in the same honest detail that one does other things is delightful. I go on the basis that everyone does have sex, so whoever the characters Megan Kerrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03702395970450200829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-49675742273444358852007-02-21T12:02:00.000+00:002007-02-21T12:02:00.000+00:00I'd love to write an erotic novel where nobody has...I'd love to write an erotic novel where nobody has sex at all. Just suck grapes suggestively and pulls each others hair. D'you think there's a market for it? <BR/><BR/>'Slot and tab' sounds like a great title, though. <BR/><BR/>There certainly are times when I'm irritated that the characters want to go and have sex, when I think they should be occupied with other parts of the plot. But I just Nikki Magennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07085757122187578766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2685152641201332954.post-7921540618021249702007-02-21T11:48:00.000+00:002007-02-21T11:48:00.000+00:00Ha ha. I don't have these problems because I don't...Ha ha. I don't have these problems because I don't really write many sex scenes in my books and when I do I don't really write much slot and tab sex. It tends to be more listening to your boyfriend having phone sex with a gay dom or tying people to their wheelchairs.<BR/><BR/>In fact I just got a message from <I>the editor who must be obeyed</I> asking for a (rare) penetration scene to go on a Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com