Some people love shopping, but I'm not really one of them. Even at this time of year I manage to get out of most of it via the joys of online, home delivery and just plain old shirking. But the one kind of shopping I do love is book shopping. I find it is one kind of shopping where online and mail order just aren’t the same. I'm an incurable book-fondler. Mmm. However, one thing that probably could tempt me out of a bookshop would be getting those books for free. Mmm, free books, my favourite kind. Especially a stack of hot sexy books by all my favourite Lust Bites authors.
And that is just what we have here. A Christmas present from us to you to celebrate everything that is wonderful right now - from the launch of Lust Bites, to the stupendous performance of many of our authors in the Scarlet Erotic Fiction Awards, to the US release of Black Lace's new Wicked Words short story collection Sex and Shopping – featuring many Lust Biters – we are offering, yes, free books. We have two sets of the following 8 fabulous books:
- My own Equal Opportunities a deviant novel about fetishism, disability and sexuality - winner of the Scarlet Award for best female domination scene.
- Madelynne Ellis's smoking hot goth-wedding set Dark Designs - winner of the Scarlet Award for best male-male scene
- BDSM queen Portia da Costa's Continuum – a black lace classic about a sexy secret society and one of the best selling BL titles ever!
- Nikki Magennis's Circus Excite – a beautiful and very hot book full of magic and wonder and smut. Literary erotica. In a good way – a really good way
- Janine Ashbless's Burning Bright – one of the first of Black Lace's brand new and very exciting paranormal erotica line
- Wild Card by Madeleine Moore – I've not read this one yet but I plan to as it was the winner of the Scarlet Award for best oral scene. Yum.
- Asking for Trouble by Kristina Lloyd - an edgy, seedy-sexy book about the darkest sexual fantasies – winner of the Scarlet Award for best female submission scene
- And finally the appropriately titled short story collection, Sex and Shopping, a fab (and bright pink) book that will even satisfy those of you that loathe shopping with a passion, featuring Lust Biters Portia da Costa, Madelynne Ellis, Kate Pearce, Kristina Lloyd and, yay, me.
So, to win all of these books and keep yourself sizzling in hot, hot literature until the weather gets warm again just drop us a comment. It doesn’t matter what you say. In fact, as it's Xmas, we don’t mind if you just say 'mistletoe' or 'tinsel' but pop out of lurker-land and let us know you're there sometime before the 6th January.
Sex and Shopping: well, with Xmas nearly upon us and the January sales just around the corner, avoiding shopping is going to get harder and harder. Taking a copy of Sex and Shopping to read whilst waiting in line might be one way to make it more bearable.
Do I get to enter?
ReplyDeleteNo?
What, not even if I come as johnny?
Damn.
A very merry season to everyone! I must be getting older because it's starting to give me a warm glow despite myself.
And hope you all have a lovely World Orgasm Day too! Come for world peace! Jingle Bells! Hurrah!
Count me in to the draw please... Happy christmas readers...
ReplyDeleteGoodgirl in Brighton
can I have the prize, I can dress as a female johnny.
ReplyDeleteSweetie, you can dress as you wish, but you will need to leave a name - even a nickname - so that we have something for Madelynne to put in her hat!
ReplyDeleteopps sorry Nikki about that ... Yes perhaps I can be Johnette, if you get my drift.
ReplyDeletePlease, please, please me!
ReplyDeleteIron Maidan Fan x
Can I win? Can I win? I solemnly promise to rave all about you guys on my blog.
ReplyDelete*she has no shame* *g*
Yay! A new blog to be addicted to!
ReplyDeleteI love it....happy holidays!
PS: Alison Tyler sent me! :)
I want the books! Now! Can I be entered please...?
ReplyDeleteYours hopefully
Bam Bam x
PS Kristina Lloyd made me do it
I agree, another blog I cannot get enough of. Keep up the fabulous work.
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays everyone!!!
Redheadvixen XO
P.S. Alyson Tyler sent me as well :) She is fabulous ;)
Alison Tyler sent me toooooo...
ReplyDelete-Mouse
Nikki,
ReplyDeleteHow did you hear about World Orgasm day??? I kept meaning to post about it! We are friends with the couple who created the concept. They live in this tiny town nearby. We're going to their New Year's party! Seriously, I'm feeling how small the world is....
XXX,
Alison
Hot, sexy Santa Claus! Yeah, I'm out here with an empty stocking ...come fill me up, big boy! ;)
ReplyDeleteHey Alison - World O Day - it's been in the papers over here. Please wish the couple all the best, and tell them sorry, we kind of screwed up the timing but did selflessly offer up an orgasm to world peace anyway... ; )
ReplyDeleteThe lovely Alison Tyler has been sending us over all day...
ReplyDeleteI think it's a great idea for a great blog. Please count me in!
~Whorli
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Please enter me in the contest!
ReplyDeleteHappy Holiday's!!! My hubby will have a new favorite holiday
ReplyDeleteWorld O Day! Nice!!
Happy Holidays everyone and Happy New Year!! Best wishes! I'd love to enter!
ReplyDeleteAlison Tyler most definitely sent me after reading yet another amazing and lustfully cliffhanging ending.
ReplyDeleteWorld Orgasm day today sounds almost better then Christmas!
~ thelegirl
Mistletoe and tinsel! *g*
ReplyDeleteChristmas greetings from New Zealand. I'm glad I found your blog.
ReplyDeleteSign me up for the contest, please!
ReplyDeleteCheers, Dayle
Proud to be a writer and reader of Black Lace and Cheek!
I want to win some smut too... and Madelynne sent me. Didn't get to have an orgasm today (yet), *snif*.
ReplyDeleteMarshall Banana.
I want them So Bad
ReplyDeleteIts an awesome list of books and i really need some hot stuff
Happy Holidays
Tis the season to stay at home! Those books would come in handy
ReplyDeletePlease put my name in the hat or whatever!
ReplyDeleteOooh. Free books! Yummy!
ReplyDeleteMistletoe, eggnog...whatever!! I'd love to be in the draw please.
ReplyDeleteHappy Globel orgasm day.
ReplyDeleteAlison Tyler rocks. FREE BOOKS OH PLEASE I WANT FREE BOOKS.
I would love some free books!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas! Those books look great!
ReplyDeleteSinging for my supper of books:
ReplyDelete"He smiled at me, crinkly and fresh as a crumpled white wool jumper. It was a bit frustrating that his English wasn't exactly up to par, as my usual arch wit and dry repartee were tumbleweeds blown along the desert of his comprehension. Then again, my Spanish consisted of "cheese", "forest", and "dead", so I wasn't in a position to criticise. Nor was I in the position I wished.
Contrary to popular belief, most teachers try extremely hard not to sleep with their students. Teaching English as a foreign language, all to adults, it's not the paedophilia thing that's such a problem as the sheer awkwardness of it. It's not easy to put people in pairs to talk about what they would do if they won a million dollars if you keep having flashbacks of one of them naked above you, muscles standing with strain, thrusting in time to your wild gasps... I didn't know if I were having flashbacks or flashforwards, but I was damn straight having flashes and flushes left right and centre. I did what any teacher would do, in the circumstances. I abruptly graduated him to the next level, where his miraculous eyes would no longer derail my train of thought. (Have you ever tried to explain the future perfect while Spanish eyes promise nails down your spine? Exactly.)
But then - there are always the special students, the ones who get to go to the teachers' pub. Mingle with the natives, as it were. I didn't elect him to our select conclave, but there he was, Friday after Friday, buying bottles of red wine, smiling crinkle-eyed, smooth-cheeked, and as glowing as my eyes as they skittered abruptly over him. And there was I, without my linguistic wit to fall back on, relying only on the never-quite-secure charms of my putative physical beauty. Friday night - eight p.m. (by teacher-time, that's five hours of solid drinking, mind) and everyone's scarpered but me, and him. It's coat time. Walk home time. And all I can think about is that my curves are a bit too soft, and there's a book in Borders called "He's Just Not That Into You", and maybe if he were interested he might not be wrapping his scarf around his neck, but might choose to linger..."
/to be continued...
Who knew there were so many of us lurking, LOL! I don't enter many contests, but I'm not letting this one slip by without trying. You all write amazing books and I'm not the least bit surprised you swept the Scarlets. :D
ReplyDeleteJoyous holidays to you all!
What an intriguing site - thanks for the brain food and please enter me for the books.
ReplyDeleteDelicious
ReplyDeleteLoving it!
ReplyDelete(Alison Tyler sent me...please enter me for those lovely books!)
These books look so delicious! I'm feeling lucky...And happy holidays everyone!
ReplyDeleteWow. So many comments. I am really excited!
ReplyDeleteAnd, Olivia, thanks for the mini-fic. When's the rest coming? (Not that I have any sway at all - that's all down to Madelynne Ellis and her magic hat)
(Next installment v soon, promise, - sorry to keep you waiting, but hell, I always was a little tease... Will continue when I get back from Forn Parts...)
ReplyDeleteWhat a great prize, (lust lust) and what a power packed reading session that would be! Yum. 8) Happy Holidays to all the Lustbites team.
ReplyDeleteHi guys
ReplyDeletereally enjoying the blog - Rhanks to maddelynne for pointing me this way
Sarah F
Hi all,
ReplyDeleteHope you had a good holiday! I found this site through Michelle's blog! Good luck to everyone!
Hello,
ReplyDeleteHope everyone had a grat holiday... I want these books... I didn;t get any good ones under my tree..
Jules
Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great collection of books. :)
I got here from Alison Tyler's site too.
/cont... from above
ReplyDelete"We both tried to follow each other out the pub, which proved awkward. Outside was dark, exquisitely cold, filled with twinkling little lights and blooming with misty street lamps. I turned to him, where he still stood facing me and smiling. I felt the rushing plunge of my stomach into first fire and then ice, and what anyone, in my shoes, would have done.
"Cold, isn't it?" I said. "Lovely evening, though. So nice to see everyone. Well, you take care then. Great to see you. I'd better be off. Merry Christmas - oh, and I probably won't see you before, so Happy New Year, as well! Anyway, I'd best get going."
I rattled through my entire repertoire of social parting comments, a one-woman textbook of Functions for Leaving. That he probably caught at best five words of my machine-gun patter hardly mattered. I was filling the silence.
"Well, I'll be off then, hope you have a lovely holiday. Safe trip home!" I continued, "I'm walking this way, where are you headed?"
He looked at me blankly. I took a deep breath and said slowly and clearly, "My house is that way," gesturing southwards. "Where is your house?"
"That way," he said, pointing south.
"Well, we can walk together for a bit then," I jabbered brightly. Our steps fell into synch along the damp and glistening pavement. I fell silent, a state I detest. My nerves, which usually take refuge in a stream of pacy auto-witter, were left to tear my stomach into little pieces and contemplate endlessly the act of taking his arm.
"So," he said. I'd taught him to introduce subjects of conversation with that word, a few months back. "Where are you going for Christmas?" Present continuous for arrangements - correct social question - I felt a burst of pride alongside the ache that was melting my thighs."
(to be cont - anyone feel free to add some if you fancy. A game the whole family can play...)
I don't need a warm fireplace to keep me warm this winter. These 8 sexy books will keep me warm all winter long.
ReplyDeleteWOW, I wish I had these books on Xmas list.
I'd love to get my hands on your books. Please send them on a journey to Germany!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year!
oooh, i want some dirty free books! count me in on this pleeeease!
ReplyDeletexo
Alison sent me too! Please enter me in your lovely contest!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much and Happy Holidays!
Elyse
Happy Christmas, and yes please books.
ReplyDeleteFree books! Yes I'm in, and dirty ones too. Have a great New Years!
ReplyDeleteSomeone is giving quality smut away? XXXMas indeed!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanza, Good Ramadan, and a Happy and thoroughly exciting New Year
I found this group through Porta and so glad I did!!! Happy Holidays too. Would be a joy to be in this contest. These would definitely warm it up here!
ReplyDeleteOoh! Yummy books! Thanks, Alison, for sending me this way!
ReplyDeleteCelia
I'd love to read more by these fine authors, enter me in the draw!
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win a few new Black Lace books -- I'm reading Sex in the Kitchen now -- delicious!
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy New Year!
Thank God a "friend" forwarded me this site! I shall be forever in her debt! But must remember not to spend too much time looking at it at work, I might become a little "inappropriate"!!
ReplyDeleteYours, Fanny Lu-lu
I just found your blog and I love it! And I would love some reading to keep me warm during the cold NYC winter!
ReplyDeleteThanks!!
Becca G
OMG!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you Michelle Pillow. I LOVE these authors and I'm definitely a certified Black Lace/Virgin Book Junkie.
ReplyDeleteI just pre-ordered "Bit By The Bug" and I have lots of your books ladies.
Thanks so much for making my life wonderful after reading all these juicy stories.
Woohoo!!! You even have author websites and blog url's right here. Fantastic! I'm very excited!
AND I feel LUCKY!!! Woohoo!!!
If I can't win something with this name I'm screwed cause it's for real. Good wishes and lots of love to you and yours in this new year.
ReplyDeleteComment number 69 - c'mon, that's got to be a winner!
ReplyDeleteThis mighty fine competition is now officially over, finito, end of!
ReplyDeleteThanks to everyone who joined in the fun. I'm so glad we made it to 69. We'll be announcing the results tomorrow, 7th Jan, so till then, keep biting your nails and dreaming of the lovely smut that could be yours - all yours! - very, very soon.